February 5th, 2007, 07:15 PM
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More from the Elle Article...
On fame:
"I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil."
On her life post-divorce:
"Something big is happening. I am so happy right now."
On her music:
"I don't care if my album sells. I don't need the money. I want my album to sell because people want to hear it, not because people want to look at the cover."
On her "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'" video:
"That video put me on the map as an actress because I don't walk around in a bikini and dance like that. That was so out of character for me. I'm a very sexual person, and I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but not publicly."
On her Dukes of Hazzard costar Joe Don Baker referring to her chest as "t-tties" on set:
"I actually thought it was funny. We had already gone through three months of shooting, and I was friends with him. I laughed my butt off. Are you kidding? [The cleavage] is a distraction to me! It screws up every outfit I wear."
On not regretting The Newlyweds:
"I'm happy I did the show. I'm happy I was married. I'm happy that he was in my life. I have no regrets.not one."
On Nick Lachey publicly saying he regrets doing The Newlyweds:
"I didn't twist his arm. I didn't say, 'I'm going to leave you if we don't do it.'"
Celebrity News | Usmagazine.com
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February 5th, 2007, 07:46 PM
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this girl is a complete idiot. she contradicts herself every 2 seconds. if being inthe public eye is a deal with the devil then why is she even talking to this magazine? how convieient she "finds love" with john mayer just as her career is bottoming out and she has no work of her own to promote. and nick lachey and vanessa minillo wedding rumors are rapant. so jessica needs to insinuate she is goibng to marry john mayer too. she is so worthless she leeches onto guys and tries to make the relationship a source of fame. her dad is a the devil. and how gross---her father is a pervert. when will this sick ass family finally get what they deserve?! we glorify people like this in the media but really they are the ones who are the devils.
and i still just don't get why john mayer isn't freaking out about her basically leaking information to every tab out there about their supposed love. also, funny how this big article comes out just asthey finally start being seen together in public on his tour. she obviously did this interview a while ago...those pictures have been circulating (at least the cover one has) the internet for a little while now. and there were stories about her bitch fits about having ken "pageant hair" paves do her hair and not use the stylist elle had for the shoot. suddenly we're being assaulted in the media with the love of jessica simpson and john mayer and it's all so perfectly timed...
i'd get such a kick out of this whole thing blowing up in both of their faces and the truth gets revealed. i think john mayer is a slimy asshole. but i think he's going to pay the price for his involvement with the simpsons. he lost his way somewhere along the line and in 10 years he's going to be sorry when he's out of money, no longer respected, and hanging out with good ol' pastor joe simpson down in texas
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February 5th, 2007, 07:54 PM
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She's reaping what she sowed.
Sadly, I doubt she'll learn anything from the experience.
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February 6th, 2007, 02:36 AM
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Jessica Simpson says seeing Nick Lachey with another woman after their split was painful.
"Oh, it hurt me," Simpson tells Elle in its March issue. "Two or three weeks later? Yeah, I'd say it kind of hurt me."
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In my humble opinion...she really has no right to bitch and moan to any magazines about Nick and who he was seen with...after all, isn't she the one who divorced him??
And plus, from what I've heard Nick knew their marriage was on the rocks anyways...so seeing him with other women so soon afterwards is not too shocking...
But as for Jessica, her damn loss!
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February 6th, 2007, 04:02 AM
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She looks like a BARBIE DOLL on that cover.
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February 6th, 2007, 08:19 AM
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Jessica's deal with devil was at birth - thanks to big poppa...
Nick will not be marrying that starfucker Vanessa....
He will not reconcile with Jessica....
John Mayer is a slimy, uglo - but he isn't doing Jessica, he might be doing her dad or her dad has pictures of him fucking a goat - there's something that the simpson's have on him that's making him go along with this charade because this shit will NOT help his career (he's on the downhill slide, anyway).....
In the end, Nick will laugh longer and harder than any of them - he should dump Vanessa and marry some sweet homegrown gal (like he THOUGHT Jessica was) and just get the hell out of the public eye and make him some babies....
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February 6th, 2007, 08:27 AM
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EVERY SINGLE TIME this beyootch opens her gaping mouth she gets more infuriating!!!
JESSICA: you divorced Nick - GOT IT?
The GALL! of this ho!
She dumps Nick right before Thanksgiving, then is amazed!!! that he declines going along (per his usual) to Daddy Simpson's for Thanksgiving.......(well, duh......!)
Then..............!
He "hurt" her by dating after she told him "I want a divorce?!"
WTF
Who the hell does she think she IS?!?!?!?
Unbelievable!
I swear every time she opens her stupid mouth, I just can't believe what falls out of it.
Why the hell does she continue to attack Nick's character?
LET IT GO, Jessica.
Stop hanging onto your "Newlywed" days with Nick - also noticed where she said Nick is "still part of her life", WTH??? What's THAT about - trying to make people believe they parted on friendly terms, I suppose.
I think John Mayer is being PAID.
One glorious thing about it, I can't see him going along with the CaCee - Ken whole entourage thing the way Nick did --- personally, I hope he dumps her ass publicly, then turns around and tells the world every secret she has!!!!!
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February 6th, 2007, 10:55 AM
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Really? What makes you think this? I've never heard anything bad about him before, I'm curious!
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Google his name along with comedy and racist and you should find the whole story. Basically he tried his hand at stand up and was incredibly disgusting. Why no one called him out on it, I'll never know. On second thought, it's probably that no one cared about him.
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February 6th, 2007, 12:14 PM
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She looks like a BARBIE DOLL on that cover.
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This is the original photo that was used for the cover before it was photo shopped.
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February 6th, 2007, 12:43 PM
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hahahaha excellent comparison - shitty photoshopping on their part
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February 6th, 2007, 01:22 PM
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I guess she didn't think of the possibility of Nick being with another woman at the time she was shagging Bam Margera.
Stupid woman!
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February 6th, 2007, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mel1973
Jessica's deal with devil was at birth - thanks to big poppa...
Nick will not be marrying that starfucker Vanessa....
He will not reconcile with Jessica....
John Mayer is a slimy, uglo - but he isn't doing Jessica, he might be doing her dad or her dad has pictures of him fucking a goat - there's something that the simpson's have on him that's making him go along with this charade because this shit will NOT help his career (he's on the downhill slide, anyway).....
In the end, Nick will laugh longer and harder than any of them - he should dump Vanessa and marry some sweet homegrown gal (like he THOUGHT Jessica was) and just get the hell out of the public eye and make him some babies....
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This is what I think.
Ashlee Simpson is gay. So is Ryan Cabrera. Ashlee and Ryan pretended to "date" to help get his career off the ground and that's also what she tried to do (but failed) with her bandmate Braxton. Ashlee knows through her friendship with either Ryan or Braxton that John Mayer is gay but very much on the DL, and had seen pictures or other evidence of him engaging in homosexual activities. She told her family about it. Knowing that he was gay, Creepy Pa Simpson decided he would be a perfect person to romantically link to Jessica and assumed that John, being a closeted homosexual, would be grateful for rumors of a relationship with Jess. Joe is unable to fathom that anyone would not jump at the chance to be linked with Jessica. When they went ahead and started to insinuate that John and Jess were dating without his knowledge or permission, John called them on it, publicly humiliating Jessica. This is when Joe decided to retaliate. He got his hands on whatever proof it was that Ashlee could get him, presented John with it, and threatened to make it public if John didn't backtrack and pretend to be in a relationship with his daughter- all with a big, media-grabbing New Years Eve reveal. In addition to "the relationship," Joe is also charging John a fee to guarantee that the incriminating evidence he has in his possession is not released. John went along with it because he knows that the huge majority of his fans are teenage girls who have crushes on him.
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February 6th, 2007, 03:41 PM
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February 7th, 2007, 04:27 AM
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This is the original photo that was used for the cover before it was photo shopped.

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Oh this is so funny
Wonder if Jessica can bloody close that stupid mouth of hers! (both in photos and in general)
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February 7th, 2007, 08:18 AM
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Ashlee Simpson is gay. So is Ryan Cabrera. Ashlee and Ryan pretended to "date" to help get his career off the ground and that's also what she tried to do (but failed) with her bandmate Braxton. Ashlee knows through her friendship with either Ryan or Braxton that John Mayer is gay but very much on the DL, and had seen pictures or other evidence of him engaging in homosexual activities. She told her family about it. Knowing that he was gay, Creepy Pa Simpson decided he would be a perfect person to romantically link to Jessica and assumed that John, being a closeted homosexual, would be grateful for rumors of a relationship with Jess. Joe is unable to fathom that anyone would not jump at the chance to be linked with Jessica. When they went ahead and started to insinuate that John and Jess were dating without his knowledge or permission, John called them on it, publicly humiliating Jessica. This is when Joe decided to retaliate. He got his hands on whatever proof it was that Ashlee could get him, presented John with it, and threatened to make it public if John didn't backtrack and pretend to be in a relationship with his daughter- all with a big, media-grabbing New Years Eve reveal. In addition to "the relationship," Joe is also charging John a fee to guarantee that the incriminating evidence he has in his possession is not released. John went along with it because he knows that the huge majority of his fans are teenage girls who have crushes on him.
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LOL. Works for me......
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