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Thread: Jessica Simpson: 'I'll never be caught panty-less'

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    Plastic fantastic, upsidedown saggy tits.

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    Ahhhhh, your a saline kinda girl - no silicone for you......gotcha. Standing corrected, and putting it in the memory bank...........

    Done

    Seriously though, do you think that Pammy Anderson gets a hard time too, why cant they just realise her natural assets are just that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuicyLucy View Post
    It's funny because unlike Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson was actually a virgin before she married. But heaven forbid that be the truth.
    this made me laugh .. Britney too, was a virgin before she married....
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    You cant erase your history the same way you delete your message bank, but some people will still believe anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JuicyLucy View Post
    It's funny because unlike Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson was actually a virgin before she married. But heaven forbid that be the truth.
    this made me laugh .. Britney too, was a virgin before she married....


    Most of the women I know or have ever met, were in fact, virgins before they married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post


    Most of the women I know or have ever met, were in fact, virgins before they married.

    I gotta get out more......

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    ... at some point in their life. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    I gotta get out more......
    too bad, they won't let you out of that cell of yours, huh?

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    ......ooooo, I can get out.......just not unsupervised.....they watch me, you know ......they always watch me .......and then......when I turn around.....they're gone......but they're really just hiding

    ....but....then....when I do get out....I can't get those doggone sweater arms untied in the back......

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    To all those that make fun of Chestica you are all ugly, jealous, bitter fatties.


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    your momma!
    ETA - just kidding, it just seems like that was the only thing this thread was missing.
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel View Post
    To all those that make fun of Chestica you are all ugly, jealous, bitter fatties.

    No.....but I am an ugly, horny, old man.....does that count? ....which, I guess, makes me more like Papa Joe......

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    Ugly? Yes. Bitter? Of course! Fat? Certainly! BUT YOU DON'T GET TO CALL ME JEALOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    No.....but I am an ugly, horny, old man.....does that count? ....which, I guess, makes me more like Papa Joe......
    But I thought from this thread that if you have sex with your daddy, it wasn't "real" sex....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    No.....but I am an ugly, horny, old man.....does that count? ....which, I guess, makes me more like Papa Joe......
    Hahahaha. Dirty old man!

    Everyone is jealous of Chestica. Don't you know this is a fan site not a slag on celeb site???

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