Jessica Simpson: 'I'll never be caught panty-less'

**Soth** · March 7th, 2007, 06:18 AM

Sorry Undercover , just posting opinions and standing up for the ole self, no toxicity intended
Jessica, jessica, jessica. the panty thing.....awesome......you go girl

The issues will not be bought back into the public forum by me - Ive stated where I stand.
I scincerely appologize

**olivia720** · March 7th, 2007, 06:18 AM

I think the remark: "she doesn't know who she is" is a good one. shes got her hand in so many things, the wigs, the perfumes, lotions, movie roles, shoes, a now defunct clothing line (i think) . . . attempts to keep the money coming now that her carreer is waning.

This scattered approach kind of makes her seem more desperate.

One thing I will say in her defense is that she seems very sweet and Ive never heard stories of her being a bitch.

**Chilly Willy** · March 7th, 2007, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS

Willy, Willy, Willy! you, had to do it didn't you? Just one of you paragraph makes JL want to leave GR! how the hell did you manage that? I'm jealous and I hate you! and do not steal my thunder again!

**cross arms, stomp feet and walks out**

^^ Well, well, isn't that nice?

Remember to call me Mistress.

**UndercoverGator** · March 7th, 2007, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by Soth

Sorry Undercover , just posting opinions and standing up for the ole self, no toxicity intended

I wasn't referring to you, dear Soth. I was talking about the personal attacks going on in the thread. There's nothing wrong with defending your position but I've sworn off personal attacks because it lowers the entire tone of the board (unless it's fantards attacking the board, that's different hehehehe)

Now back to Chestica! At least she isn't eager to flash her beaver at the photogs and ruin everyone's appetite like some young stars.

**Chilly Willy** · March 7th, 2007, 06:23 AM

^^ Her face is enough to ruin my appetite, though.

**Zee** · March 7th, 2007, 06:26 AM

I can see Jessica doing full frontal for a serious movie role- as a serious artist.

She will start wearing glasses to embrace her serious image. Cause she is serious.

I just do not get her appeal.

**UndercoverGator** · March 7th, 2007, 06:28 AM

I can see her sliding into soft core porn eventually.

**Soth** · March 7th, 2007, 06:30 AM

Yay.

I like beavers..........oh shit...hang on.

Quick question, has there ever been a paps (smear) photo of a knickerless tartlet that looked classy.

Haha ....*dances* I killed the thread...I killed the thread.

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · March 7th, 2007, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by UndercoverGator

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Now back to Chestica! At least she isn't eager to flash her beaver at the photogs and ruin everyone's appetite like some young stars.

lol give her a day or two, who woulda thought Brit would turn out the way she is right now? I just hated the fact Jessica was willing to throw everything out of the door for her 2minutes of fame. She's a publicity whore and I do not find her attractive in the slightest way.

It's obvious the moran regrets divorcing Nick, now she expects people to feel sorry for her. She became famous because of her reality show, not because she had any talent, which is why I have no utter respect for the useless biatch

**Zee** · March 7th, 2007, 06:35 AM

Papa Joe will naturally be filming the porno to advance his babie's career. I do feel a bit sorry for this girl.

**Soth** · March 7th, 2007, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by UndercoverGator

I can see her sliding into soft core porn eventually.

Soft core, personally I see her in more of a European poo movie.

Oh well six of one half dozen of the other

Et Tu Mistress

**southernbelle** · March 7th, 2007, 07:24 AM

Sorry, Jessica. It's a little too late to try playing the demure little virgin card again. That's not going to work for you anymore.

**Novice** · March 7th, 2007, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Soth

Soft core, personally I see her in more of a European poo movie.

Oh well six of one half dozen of the other

Et Tu Mistress

No, Soth, p-l-e-a-s-e don't wish her on us!!! We've got problems enough with the rest of the rubbish that you guys have jetisoned (GP, M...), we're not having JS in her porn-phase (showing us everything that Daddy taught her...) & we don't want Paris either...... well, actually, maybe we do, coz sometimes we actually jail celebs..... ooooooH.....

**Femmefatale** · March 7th, 2007, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by january

Why are we arguing over celebs?

See, I'm in the minority because I thought she was beautiful when she was on Newlyweds. !

I agree, especially on the first season. Even with no makeup I thought she looked pretty.

**Mira** · March 7th, 2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by zorbeet

I can see Jessica doing full frontal for a serious movie role- as a serious artist.

She will start wearing glasses to embrace her serious image. Cause she is serious.

I just do not get her appeal.

Me neither, and I agree with most of what january said. To me her name is not Messica or Chestica. It's Spaztica. I cannot stand to watch her sing. She acts like a spastic while singing and makes weird facial contortions to go along with the spastic body movements. She used to be able to sing (have see older videos, never watched her on purpose), but she can't even do that anymore. She can't act, she's dumb as a rock. She was manufactured just like some of the old Hollywood stars, right down to the fake public relationship.