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    This Is So Much Fun Watching Everyone Get All Worked Up Over People That Have No Clue Who They Even Are.

    Wow!

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    one should always bring popcorn to the ang/brad/jen threads....
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    BIG tubs of popcorn. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Better than collecting them like figurines and dragging them all over creation. I'd rather have JA as a mother than a self-aggrandizing uneducated tattooed junkie.
    That's funny. Because all of those little 'figurines' seem to adore their tattooed ex-junkie mother, and vice versa. But I'm sure when they get older they'll wish she had never adopted them and left them in the Third World poverty they were born into.

    But maybe if Maniston had developed this mothering instinct when she was with Brad he wouldn't have moved on to greener pastures. She's a day late, and an ovary short.

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    ^*Pays violin*

    Whatever. We agree on other things, but not this.
    *shrugs*

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    [quote=Mel1973;704827]
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    I guess next we can expect an upward swing in fucking one's brother too? I mean, if ang does it... and tattoos and fucking bbt and vials of blood..... i mean, she's just so fucking cool
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're a cock sucking ass licking brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka, yes its true
    Nobody fucks brothers quite like you

    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're the one that fucked your brother, brother fucka
    You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
    You just fuck your brother all day long

    (farting noises)
    Hmm!
    (farting noises)
    (laughing)
    (farting noises)

    What's going on here?
    (farting noises)
    Fucker fucker brother fucka brother fucka fucka fucka fucka
    OOOoooooooooooooh
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka

    You're a boner biting bastard brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka I must say
    Well you fucked your brother yesterday
    (laughing)
    brother fucka... thats you
    Everyone: B-R-O-T-H-E-R fuck you brother
    Fuckaaaaaa.....

    Suck my balls
    Well, just add him to the millions of other men who won't ever want to screw Maniston. God, these Angie/Maniston threads are fun.

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    "I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee [and now Pax and any other future children she ordered from the Wannabe Saints catalogue] because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality…I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”- Angelina Jolie

    Yeah, real loving and maternal.

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    [quote=kingcap72;704851]
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post

    Well, just add him to the millions of other men who won't ever want to screw Maniston. God, these Angie/Maniston threads are fun.
    which one - billy bob or her brother? Either way, do you really think she's crying herself to sleep over that shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    "I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee [and now Pax and any other future children she ordered from the Wannabe Saints catalogue] because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality…I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”- Angelina Jolie

    Yeah, real loving and maternal.
    "Brad, look I finally have a baby. I know it's not our's biologically, but I know you don't care about that. You just see children for what they are, just like I do. Come back to me. Please. I can't go on without you. I tried, but I just can't do it. Nobody loves me, Brad. But this baby will. He or she will never leave me. Not like you did when you left me for that bitch Angelina. And you had a baby with her. Do you know how I felt, Brad? Do you know what that did to me, Brad? Do you, Brad?!...Come back to me, Brad. Please. My life has no meaning. Brraaaddddddd!!!! " -Jennifer (James) Maniston

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    [quote=Mel1973;704869]
    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    which one - billy bob or her brother? Either way, do you really think she's crying herself to sleep over that shit?
    People around the world, men and women, want to sleep with Angie. Who wants to sleep with Maniston? Show of hands. *crickets chirp*

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    i wonder if it will be a black little baby??

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    [quote=kingcap72;704884]
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    People around the world, men and women, want to sleep with Angie. Who wants to sleep with Maniston? Show of hands. *crickets chirp*
    Now, now. There are thousands of homeless people in the world who would love sleeping next a warm body. Of course, it would have to just be her body since the Mafia is going to cut off her head and put it in their next narc's bed.
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    [quote=kingcap72;704884]
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post

    People around the world, men and women, want to sleep with Angie. Who wants to sleep with Maniston? Show of hands. *crickets chirp*
    I think that people the world over would sleep with aniston as well... I never even realized she had a big chin/jaw until I came on this thread. It's the same as all the (most) women on here saying they find Pitt bland and boring and pussywhipped. different tases being what they are, you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by curlysem View Post
    i wonder if it will be a black little baby??
    Maniston adopting a black baby would be priceless, but highly unlikely.

    [quote=Gen X EJC;704897]
    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post

    Now, now. There are thousands of homeless people in the world who would love sleeping next a warm body. Of course, it would have to just be her body since the Mafia is going to cut off her head and put it in their next narc's bed.
    ^^

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