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    Yes, having a kid is just like getting a new purse, i mean boyfriend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    i mean boyfriend...

    I think you may have meant beard...

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    Just be glad she's adopting and not reproducing with her own genes.

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    Please. I don't know how Angelina can walk around with everyone's head up her arse.
    Flexible hips?
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    I don't think that Sheryl Crow adopted to be like Angelina - she's always said she wanted a child. fuck - now anyone who adopts is trying to be "like Ange"??
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Yeah, Maniston is so over Brad that's why she's *cough* dating *cough* some guy that could almost be his twin. And it's funny how all of the other celebrities jumped on the adoption bandwagon right after Angie. First Madonna, then Sheryl Crow, and now Maniston. It's almost like six degrees of Angelina.
    Oh please. Celebrities were adopting before Angelina. Mia Farrow, Linda Ronstadt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman....

    I don't know how Angelina can walk around with everyone's head up her arse.

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    Well if she gets a boy it'll be just a retread of every other relationship she's had with a man.. platonic.
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    [quote=Lily;704805]Oh please. Celebrities were adopting before Angelina. Mia Farrow, Linda Ronstadt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman....

    I don't know how Angelina can walk around with everyone's head up her arse.[/quote]

    No, she just has Brad's up there and Maniston can't get over it.

    And, yeah, I know celebrities were adopting before Angelina. But when did this sudden rush of celebrity adoptions spring up? Hmm, right after Angie started doing it. Coincidence? Maybe. Maniston trying to use an innocent baby to fill her empty life with something. Definitely.

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    Her empty life, her empty career, her gaping maw..
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    Oh,please,Miss Voigh TOTALLY created adoption ,humanitarianism[sp] and charity
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    And, yeah, I know celebrities were adopting before Angelina. But when did this sudden rush of celebrity adoptions spring up? Hmm, right after Angie started doing it. Coincidence? Maybe. Maniston trying to use an innocent baby to fill her empty life with something. Definitely.
    Better than collecting them like figurines and dragging them all over creation. I'd rather have JA as a mother than a self-aggrandizing uneducated tattooed junkie.

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    I think OK just got a confused source. That check was for an ESCORT agency, not an ADOPTION agency. Cause you KNOW that hunka model ain't gonna put it inside Maniston without some moola.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Her empty life, her empty career, her gaping maw..
    Yes,but how about her VERY full pocket
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    [quote=kingcap72;704816]
    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Oh please. Celebrities were adopting before Angelina. Mia Farrow, Linda Ronstadt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman....

    I don't know how Angelina can walk around with everyone's head up her arse.[/quote]

    No, she just has Brad's up there and Maniston can't get over it.

    And, yeah, I know celebrities were adopting before Angelina. But when did this sudden rush of celebrity adoptions spring up? Hmm, right after Angie started doing it. Coincidence? Maybe. Maniston trying to use an innocent baby to fill her empty life with something. Definitely.
    I guess next we can expect an upward swing in fucking one's brother too? I mean, if ang does it... and tattoos and fucking bbt and vials of blood..... i mean, she's just so fucking cool
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're a cock sucking ass licking brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka, yes its true
    Nobody fucks brothers quite like you

    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're the one that fucked your brother, brother fucka
    You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
    You just fuck your brother all day long

    (farting noises)
    Hmm!
    (farting noises)
    (laughing)
    (farting noises)

    What's going on here?
    (farting noises)
    Fucker fucker brother fucka brother fucka fucka fucka fucka
    OOOoooooooooooooh
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka

    You're a boner biting bastard brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka I must say
    Well you fucked your brother yesterday
    (laughing)
    brother fucka... thats you
    Everyone: B-R-O-T-H-E-R fuck you brother
    Fuckaaaaaa.....

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    ^^Yay Mel wooooooooo
    yaaaay

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