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    I know, that is too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    it has EVERYTHING to do with Mangelina.. it's a competition, see?
    So she'll have to play catch-up and try and get a job-lot of orphans...

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    Maybe she can get a bulk-pack from PriceClub
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    LOL!

    But do they mix 'n' match?
    She needs a "rainbow" pack, not 6 of all the same type.......

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    She should try waiting out back of a Benetton store, they probably have some spares she can grab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Maybe she can get a bulk-pack from PriceClub
    I read PriceClub as "Puerto Rico" and was wondering why would all the babies have to be from the same place. I better go have lunch now.
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    Good for her! I'm sure she'll be a great mother, but I bet the new boyfriend won't stick around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texlux View Post
    I love JA- good for her, and I'm sure she'll make a great mom.
    ITA

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCGossipGirl View Post
    Good for her! I'm sure she'll be a great mother, but I bet the new boyfriend won't stick around.
    Something tells me he wouldn't have stuck around long anyway. She doesn't need a baby to run the men in her life way.

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    you know, I hate these threads ... buuuuuuuut, if she *wouldn't* have a baby with her husband of 5 years or so, I seriously fucking doubt this flash in the pan will be on the papers at all. unlike someone else we know who has to keep white out nearby in case she changes her mind on who's going to be her baby daddy**..
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    Default Don't believe it.....

    I'll believe it when I hear it from HER, on TV, and not before. If she wouldn't have a baby with Brad Pitt, why should she adopt one now?

    Oh, right......for her "CAREER."


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    Well, at least, the kid will always have a strong masculine influence around in Maniston. And her chin can double as a car seat and playpen.

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    Aniston will do everything Jolie does. She feels like less than Jolie and wants to prove she is just as good.

    Brad is gone Manny. Get over it.



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    ^According to others, Jen IS over it and WE aren't.

    Actually, I think she adopted not because of Jolie--she would have done that a long time ago if that were the reason. No, she's good friends with Sheryl Crow and Sheryl just adopted. I think that has more to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    ^According to others, Jen IS over it and WE aren't.

    Actually, I think she adopted not because of Jolie--she would have done that a long time ago if that were the reason. No, she's good friends with Sheryl Crow and Sheryl just adopted. I think that has more to do with it.
    Yeah, Maniston is so over Brad that's why she's *cough* dating *cough* some guy that could almost be his twin. And it's funny how all of the other celebrities jumped on the adoption bandwagon right after Angie. First Madonna, then Sheryl Crow, and now Maniston. It's almost like six degrees of Angelina.

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