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    What does Jennifer adopting a baby have to do with Angelina?

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    it has EVERYTHING to do with Mangelina.. it's a competition, see?
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    I don't like either of them. But if I had to pick one for my own mother, I'd go with JA. What's the worst that could happen? I'd end up with an eating disorder and an obsession for tanning. With Angelina, life could be a lot more dangerous. Knives, blood, etc. Plus the fact that I'd be ignored the minute the latest adopted kid joined the household.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    it has EVERYTHING to do with Mangelina.. it's a competition, see?
    It must be.
    How sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picara View Post
    I don't like either of them. But if I had to pick one for my own mother, I'd go with JA. What's the worst that could happen? I'd end up with an eating disorder and an obsession for tanning. With Angelina, life could be a lot more dangerous. Knives, blood, etc. Plus the fact that I'd be ignored the minute the latest adopted kid joined the household.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Picara View Post
    With Angelina, life could be a lot more dangerous. Knives, blood, etc.
    You forgot the heroin addiction, the endless tatoos, the divorces, etc.


    I think Jen would be a great mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Barren McSandyVag can't get a man to spelunk in her fish cave to save her career, so now she's jumping on the baby collecting bandwagon in the hopes that works.

    Hey, I bet that cokehead BF she's had for a whole 5 mins really sticks around for this one.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    What does Jennifer adopting a baby have to do with Angelina?
    Probably the same thing that causes people to rag on Jenn in AJ threads that have nothing whatsoever to do with her either. *shrug*

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    I know this sounds mean, but the famous seem to have an aversion to giving birth.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Picara View Post
    I don't like either of them. But if I had to pick one for my own mother, I'd go with JA. What's the worst that could happen? I'd end up with an eating disorder and an obsession for tanning. With Angelina, life could be a lot more dangerous. Knives, blood, etc. Plus the fact that I'd be ignored the minute the latest adopted kid joined the household.

    Hee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picara View Post
    I don't like either of them. But if I had to pick one for my own mother, I'd go with JA. What's the worst that could happen? I'd end up with an eating disorder and an obsession for tanning. With Angelina, life could be a lot more dangerous. Knives, blood, etc. Plus the fact that I'd be ignored the minute the latest adopted kid joined the household.
    Sounds like my childhood

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    I love JA- good for her, and I'm sure she'll make a great mom.

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    She can carry her young around in her giant jaw like a pelican.
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    I'm relieved for the adoptive kid's sake that she didn't go with a little girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    She can carry her young around in her giant jaw like a pelican.
    Someone PLEASE photoshop this!

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