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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Child View Post
    R u trying to GR seduce me Mr Kingcap? It's been a while since I was internet hit on!
    I could ask you the same thing Ms. Voodoo Child. But just so you know, I'm not that easy.


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    i don't understand why everyone is so mean to Jen. WE DON'T KNOW HER. That's why it is called gossip and not truth. Maybe she is a really kind person.

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    The same exact statement could be put toward the Angie haters who rip her on a daily basis. None of us know Angie or Maniston. But it is fun to try and find new insults for them, especially for Maniston.

    [quote=Grimmlok;706777]Maybe she is a kind person, or maybe she's a whiny, lantern-jawed leather suitcase from the planet He-Man.[/quote]


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    Apropos of nothing, but I've heard of at least one case where an adoption was all arranged and then cancelled at the 11th hour cos the woman found out she wasn't unable to have children as she had thought and had got pregnant.

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    that's just shitty. I know of several people who have adopted only to find themselves pregnant but never dreamed of returning a kid! Sickos!
    Kill him.
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    ^^^ Yeah and the poor little guy was like 3 or 4 or something. Old enough to get excited about his new home. Bastards.

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    yeah, he must be feeling great about himself now. They should be beaten with the cat-o-nine-tails.... alot
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    WHAT?!?! How heartless can someone be?! That's so sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    THANK YOU Born In A Brothel!!

    I knew I'd seen it somewhere-- I think effie2's version must've stood out to me b/c she worded it so hilariously.
    Hehehe. No problem, that article is tabloid gold.

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    That must be the best adoption interview ever.

    Agency Rep: So, Ms. Aniston, describe to me a typical day in the life of your adopted child.

    Jennifer: Well, I bring home my beautiful bundle of joy named Angelolita, and then we take a walk to the back of my house where a beautiful bonfire is roaring in front of the Pacific Ocean, and then I accidentally drop her into the fire BECAUSE I HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER!!!!!!

    Agency Rep: Umm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    That must be the best adoption interview ever.

    Agency Rep: So, Ms. Aniston, describe to me a typical day in the life of your adopted child.

    Jennifer: Well, I bring home my beautiful bundle of joy named Angelolita, and then we take a walk to the back of my house where a beautiful bonfire is roaring in front of the Pacific Ocean, and then I accidentally drop her into the fire BECAUSE I HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER!!!!!!

    Agency Rep: Umm...



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    STOPPIT .. stop the lies about the baby burning...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    That must be the best adoption interview ever.

    Agency Rep: So, Ms. Aniston, describe to me a typical day in the life of your adopted child.

    Jennifer: Well, I bring home my beautiful bundle of joy named Angelolita, and then we take a walk to the back of my house where a beautiful bonfire is roaring in front of the Pacific Ocean, and then I accidentally drop her into the fire BECAUSE I HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER!!!!!!

    Agency Rep: Umm...
    ^^

    Agency Rep: Okay, Mr. Aniston, I think we're done here. By the way, have you considered seeking professional help for your, um, unhealthy fixation?

    Mr. Aniston jumpes to his feet, chin firmly in the air.

    Mr. Aniston: I just want to be loved! What unhealthy fixation?!

    Agency Rep: The one you seem to have with Ange...

    Mr. Aniston: She has baby! I want baby! Give me baby now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^

    Agency Rep: Okay, Mr. Aniston, I think we're done here. By the way, have you considered seeking professional help for your, um, unhealthy fixation?

    Mr. Aniston jumpes to his feet, chin firmly in the air.

    Mr. Aniston: I just want to be loved! What unhealthy fixation?!

    Agency Rep: The one you seem to have with Ange...

    Mr. Aniston: She has baby! I want baby! Give me baby now!

    I am so gonna get fired today!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Agency Rep: Okay, Mr. Aniston, I think we're done here. By the way, have you considered seeking professional help for your, um, unhealthy fixation?

    Mr. Aniston jumpes to his feet, chin firmly in the air.

    Mr. Aniston: I just want to be loved! What unhealthy fixation?!

    Agency Rep: The one you seem to have with Ange...

    Mr. Aniston: She has baby! I want baby! Give me baby now!
    Agency Rep: (backing up frightened) Well, we did just get this latest model dropped off on the front door this morning. There's a note that says 'Y'all take good care of him, I think he's retarded or sumthing! Love Brits! P.S. He goes by JJ'

    Maniston: Baby!

    Agency Rep: Yes! And he's all yours!

    Maniston: No! Has to be GIRL BABY!!!

    Angecy Rep: Oh just give us another day, we can take care of that.

    Maniston: And I'm not sure if it goes with my hair. I want dark hair.

    Agency Rep: Sure thing, no problem. Just put down the Tazer and come back tomorrow.

    Maniston: <evil cackle> Now I have you, Angelolita! Hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    Agency Rep: (backing up frightened) Well, we did just get this latest model dropped off on the front door this morning. There's a note that says 'Y'all take good care of him, I think he's retarded or sumthing! Love Brits! P.S. He goes by JJ'

    Maniston: Baby!

    Agency Rep: Yes! And he's all yours!

    Maniston: No! Has to be GIRL BABY!!!

    Angecy Rep: Oh just give us another day, we can take care of that.

    Maniston: And I'm not sure if it goes with my hair. I want dark hair.

    Agency Rep: Sure thing, no problem. Just put down the Tazer and come back tomorrow.

    Maniston: <evil cackle> Now I have you, Angelolita! Hahahahaha



    STOP IT!!! IT HURTS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    STOP IT!!! IT HURTS!!!
    I think I'm actually out for the day. Must attempt to be constructive!! But I'm sure there will be a new round tomorrow, don't worry.
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