Inmates threaten Paris Hilton; "we will beat you to a pulp and steal your shoes" - Page 3

darksithbunny · May 9th, 2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mel1973

what a load of shit - where are these inmates sending this mail to? Mail is monitored and if this were true, these people would be risking more time by doing this. Plus, Paris has big ol' clown feet whereas most women in prison wear (on average) a size 8. Please, they are going to have to do better than this. Also, people in prison know better than to make threats - terroristic threats are against the law, you just act on your impulses and plead temporary insanity...

Word. Isn't she like a 12 or something? Who would want to do more time over her?

Chilly Willy · May 10th, 2007, 07:52 AM

Love this story. I'm already daydreaming about her getting mugged, beaten up and raped in jail.

ediebrooks · May 10th, 2007, 08:13 AM

The night before Paris arrives, I think the inmates should watch vidoes of all Paris's ignorant and racist comments so they'll be fired up and ready to beat the crap out of her!

Born In A Brothel · May 10th, 2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ediebrooks

The night before Paris arrives, I think the inmates should watch vidoes of all Paris's ignorant and racist comments so they'll be fired up and ready to beat the crap out of her!

I hope they cap that bitch!

OMG did I say that? I can't believe I just said that.

doriangray · May 10th, 2007, 06:53 PM

i think she is to be segregated for this very reason. she may share with one person. big bertha.

curlysem · May 11th, 2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsDark

I'd shit on her shoes. And then beat her with them.

Actually, I'd probably do the worst thing anyone could ever do to her: Act like I didn't know who the fuck she was. "Oh yeah! You're that chick who was engaged to Carson Daly!"

I'll join you my friend...

Pippin · May 11th, 2007, 07:25 PM

[quote=ByRDi;663738]Brilliant!

Oh and here is what some of her fans are saying (on the message board from the link):

"We love you & wish you do get off,it'sNOT fair locking up an icon,you are our royalty.

Stay strong & ignore the haters,they are fat losers & are worthless!

We love you Princess!"

"She is too hot to be in jail,I hope she is not locked up.Beautiful girls rule the world!"

'Icon'? 'Princess'?

I don't think that we are a collection of fat losers at all, in fact, I know that we aren't. These 'fans' of Parasite's are too much!

I don't know what I would do if I had a kid who worshiped Paris Hilton. Kill the kid, Paris and then myself?!

Born In A Brothel · May 12th, 2007, 11:49 AM

"We love you & wish you do get off one day (your sex video sucked!) ,it'sNOT fair locking up a herpes infested icon,you are our herps wonk eye'd royalty.

Stay skanky & ignore the haters,they are beautiful losers & are jus jelus of your herpes!

We love you Skanky!"

Ah, that's better.

wheelbarrow · May 12th, 2007, 12:22 PM

the comments from her fans are scarier than Jesus Camp.

i am not a "paris hater", but saying that she doesn't deserve jail-time because she is "royalty" is going way too far. i both fear and feel sorry for these kids who have been "brainwashed" to think this way...

Soth · May 12th, 2007, 12:22 PM

Die in a ditch bitch, the cooter shots looked like they needed a "reservation", will that be rubber or plastic.........oh screw this Im using up my z material (I promised myself I wouldn't do this, but I havent vented for a while...sorry guys