Hugh Hefner to be a dad - Page 3

Icepik · January 18th, 2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by zorbeet

ICan you imagine the bunny themed baby shower? I'm hanging onto that visual instead of Hef with the woody.

I think Hef has more of a limp over-cooked noodle than a woody....so, just picture that instead..

zorbeet · January 18th, 2007, 08:27 PM

Baby named Viagra.

mtlebay · January 18th, 2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sinnergirl

Hey you gotta give it to him, hes lived a hell of a life and the bimbos are still flocking to him!

If he was poor as dirt and didn't have a dime to his name, I wonder if the girls would still 'want' his baby (let's not forget the $$$ the spawn's entitled to as a 'Hefner' that the mother will try to sponge off of).

Sweets · January 18th, 2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by enctpc

Oh dear ...why?? surely his girlfriend would be better off finding someone a little younger

Because she will make $$$$$$$ out of it.

JuicyLucy · January 18th, 2007, 11:33 PM

I don't think Hugh Hefner's sanity is the one we should be questioning here. What is 'she' thinking? No really, what?

OoOitzCathyOoO · January 19th, 2007, 07:47 AM

That's awesome! 80 years old...to be a dad?? That's amazing!

Mel1973 · January 19th, 2007, 09:08 AM

Holly desperately wants a baby - she mentions that in almost every episode of The Girls Next Door. If she sees the peacocks, she mentions having a baby. If it's Easter, she mentions wanting to have Hef's baby. It seems to me (I could be wrong) that Holly and Hef may have a genuine relationship. I do question the sincerity of the relationship with the other two. Everyone knows that Kendra is a lesbian and she and Bridget do each other all the time... 'cause the only dick they are supposed to have is usually jammed into Holly

cynic · January 19th, 2007, 09:21 AM

^^but after seeing what that chick does to her poor pets, I don't think she should be allowed to have a child by anyone. She is definitely pageant mom material.......

Mel1973 · January 19th, 2007, 09:27 AM

They are all pretty twisted little monkeys ... but again, she has chosen this row to hoe, let her ho it...

cynic · January 19th, 2007, 09:33 AM

....you say that until Playboy shows the kid in diapers in the centerfold......and let us all hope that she doesn't raise the kid in the "fun house".......

I think bimbos should stick to raunchy sex and leave child rearing to more sensible women......

Mel1973 · January 19th, 2007, 09:48 AM

I can't disagree with that.... I wouldn't want my child raised there, but we can't mandate sterilization for bimbos who engage in orgies or raunchy sex... if we could, I'd probably vote for that.

cynic · January 19th, 2007, 10:09 AM

.....I would like to be the first to donate my services on separating the bimbos from the respectable women....

Mel1973 · January 19th, 2007, 10:12 AM

So you want to sterilize the bimbos or make babies with respectable women???

SweetPea · January 19th, 2007, 10:21 AM

Yeah, she's the one who's pushing it. He's just doing it to appease her. She'll probably move next door like the other one (Kimberly Conrad) but on the other side.

cynic · January 19th, 2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mel1973

So you want to sterilize the bimbos or make babies with respectable women???

Nah, I was offering to grope both and the ones who slap me are the respectable women.....the bimbos who don't slap me....they get signed up for tubal ligation....and then I get to test the procedures to be sure they worked......I am one noble guy.....