January 18th, 2007, 04:18 PM
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I local billionaire had 3 kids after the age of 82 . I think he had the last baby when he was 86 , now he is 91 or 92. His wife is about 29. I suppose is was in vitro or something, he can barely walk and is rarely seen in public.
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January 18th, 2007, 04:19 PM
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I never even thought about the ORAL...  !!! |
Yes, think about the ORAL. Imagine that wrinkly weenie and sagging scrotum getting closer & closer to your face.....
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January 18th, 2007, 04:23 PM
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Yea, brilliant idea there Hef. Have a few more kids....WTF?
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January 18th, 2007, 04:36 PM
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January 18th, 2007, 04:37 PM
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OH.HOLY.CRAP!
Not me! And those fugly orgies he has 24/7? No thanks.
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January 18th, 2007, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Lobelia
Yes, think about the ORAL. Imagine that wrinkly weenie and sagging scrotum getting closer & closer to your face.....
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AAAAGGHHH!!!!  
Think I'll be skipping dinner tonite.....
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January 18th, 2007, 04:44 PM
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Yea, brilliant idea there Hef. Have a few more kids....WTF?
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Okay, now I'm really gonna hurl.
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January 18th, 2007, 05:23 PM
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Hey you gotta give it to him, hes lived a hell of a life and the bimbos are still flocking to him!
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January 18th, 2007, 05:29 PM
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I admit, I think Hef was very physically attractive when he was younger. For an 80 year old, he looks great, but I wouldn't want to mattress mambo with him.
Purposefully having kids when you're 80 is really very selfish, though.
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January 18th, 2007, 05:56 PM
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Yeah, he looks to be in decent shape for 80, but why in the world would he want to have another kid? I'm assuming he's got grandchildren and maybe even great-grandchildren out there to play with.
The child would have a father for maybe 15 years if he's really lucky. Not fair, but hey at least he'd have plenty of money which is all that seems to matter anyway to these types of folks. 
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January 18th, 2007, 07:34 PM
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I AM a nice person, so I'll let you go first 
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January 18th, 2007, 07:36 PM
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Aw, Icepik, you're so thoughtful!!!
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January 18th, 2007, 07:38 PM
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Aw, Icepik, you're so thoughtful!!!
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Soooo nice, I'll let you go after aabbcc .
I'll wait til every woman in this thread has had him - by then, he might be dead
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January 18th, 2007, 07:41 PM
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He makes me sick, and this story made me laugh. A father at 80? Get fucked moron. I read this story elsewhere and it said that the relationship between the 3 girls and Hef is very genuine and not just for the cameras; bullshit.
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January 18th, 2007, 08:22 PM
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Can you imagine the bunny themed baby shower? I'm hanging onto that visual instead of Hef with the woody.
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Last edited by zorbeet : January 18th, 2007 at 08:27 PM.
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