Hollywood Hills Neighborhood Petitions For Paris Hilton’s Eviction! - Page 2

Beeyotch · June 19th, 2007, 11:00 AM

Just load up the neighborhood dogs with plenty of kibble and treats, maybe some beans, and have them do their business on her driveway. Insta-poo!

As for the tampon attacks, it would be far more infuriating to have your window pelted one at a time at irregular intervals, so you never know when it's coming! We need to enlist her next-door-neighbor for this one.

Also, someone should come up with a big "Got Valtrex?" sign that faces her house. Where's Banksy when you need him...

happy8 · June 19th, 2007, 12:10 PM

I believe she just rents the place. I'm not sure what landlord/tenant laws are in CA, but the landlords must have a valid reason to evict her. Hopefully Paris is paying for all the extra cops on duty around her house. If the City is paying, that's what the neighbors should be pissed about.

lisalucy69 · June 19th, 2007, 11:11 PM

I wish them luck with getting her booted from their neighborhood, but the downside is that she'll just move to someone else's neighborhood. Maybe they could exile her to the basement of one of the Hilton Hotels.

sprynkles · June 19th, 2007, 11:35 PM

She needs to stay in jail. Look how much better we are with her gone!

Born In A Brothel · June 22nd, 2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Just load up the neighborhood dogs with plenty of kibble and treats, maybe some beans, and have them do their business on her driveway. Insta-poo!

As for the tampon attacks, it would be far more infuriating to have your window pelted one at a time at irregular intervals, so you never know when it's coming! We need to enlist her next-door-neighbor for this one.

Also, someone should come up with a big "Got Valtrex?" sign that faces her house. Where's Banksy when you need him...

greysfang · June 22nd, 2007, 10:31 AM

Can we evict her from the United States? That would be ideal.

RevellingInSane · June 22nd, 2007, 05:43 PM

When it is proven she is suicidal, let me know.

Shuisfan1234 · June 23rd, 2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sprynkles

I didn't know she had her own place. I thought she was staying with her parents while all this was happening.

That herpes infested bitch has had a home for years. I dont know why people thought she lived with her mom. She would never do that, since she needs a place to enertain her guests. One room to do coke, one room to fuck, one room to do both. one room to eat, one room to have vanity mirrors, one room for her to weigh herself. Like 6 bathrooms. One room to make phone calls.

ByRDi · June 23rd, 2007, 10:16 PM

If people don't allow her to profit from her bullshit, I can see her going bankrupt in a few years. The Hiltons aren't as loaded as people think. She spends A LOT of money. Dumb bitch.

DontMindMe · June 23rd, 2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Shuisfan1234

That herpes infested bitch has had a home for years. I dont know why people thought she lived with her mom. She would never do that, since she needs a place to enertain her guests. One room to do coke, one room to fuck, one room to do both. one room to eat, one room to have vanity mirrors, one room for her to weigh herself. Like 6 bathrooms. One room to make phone calls.

Ypu forgot the room with the shrine to herself.

Beeyotch · June 24th, 2007, 10:49 AM

The entire house is the shrine to herself. Several reports have pictures of herself ALL OVER THE HOUSE. I'm just waiting for tard-correction from the universe or something. I mean, even Narcissus drowned for god's sake; a similar fate should befall her.

Novice · June 24th, 2007, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Also, someone should come up with a big "Got Valtrex?" sign that faces her house. Where's Banksy when you need him...

Its for sale..... someone probably wants as far away as possible!

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Originally Posted by happy8

I believe she just rents the place. I'm not sure what landlord/tenant laws are in CA, but the landlords must have a valid reason to evict her. Hopefully Paris is paying for all the extra cops on duty around her house. If the City is paying, that's what the neighbors should be pissed about.

Damn! I thought that she'd actually bought this place last May - let me see if I can find the details for you!

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Originally Posted by greysfang

Can we evict her from the United States? That would be ideal.

Oi!!!! We are NOT having her!!!!!! The UK has enough health issues without an apademic of herpes!

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Originally Posted by ByRDi

If people don't allow her to profit from her bullshit, I can see her going bankrupt in a few years. The Hiltons aren't as loaded as people think. She spends A LOT of money. Dumb bitch.

Yeah, she's an heir (when her dad pops off), but her perfume % can't be THAT much.

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

The entire house is the shrine to herself. Several reports have pictures of herself ALL OVER THE HOUSE. I'm just waiting for tard-correction from the universe or something. I mean, even Narcissus drowned for god's sake; a similar fate should befall her.

Again... I'll see if I can find those pictures for those that haven't seen it!

Edit: Here we are!
Paris Hilton's New Home

Posted May 26th 2006 7:02AM by Nicole Weston
Filed under: Estates, Celebrity Shopping
Paris Hilton just purchased a Tuscan-style home in the Hollywood Hills for roughly $3.1 million. The house, in a gated community not too far from Cameron Diaz's pad, is loaded with posh extras, including a $43,000 Baccarat crystal chandelier in the lounge, a very classy $20,000 mirrored, four-poster bed and a 400-sq foot closet for her vast wardrobe.
Paris Hilton's New Home - Luxist

However I didn't think that the road that it is on was a "gated community".....

Beeyotch · June 24th, 2007, 11:42 AM

If the paps have access, then I don't see how it can be gated. Who would let them in? Well, never mind, Paris would.

Novice · June 24th, 2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

If the paps have access, then I don't see how it can be gated. Who would let them in? Well, never mind, Paris would.

I had a look on the Flashearth & I can't see a gate - you can on other roads.... maybe the jurno just wrote it to stop all those silly little girls & stalkers appearing outside her house?

suede · June 24th, 2007, 12:35 PM

There is a property in my town that had in the deed that the property shall never be sold to a celebrity or Jewish person.

That property... is Jerry Seinfeld's House

previously owned by...

Billy Joel.

Both owned by corporations.

I don't very much of these sort people and their petitions.

Let's face it screaming children in a pool all afternoon, parents that scream and curse at each other outside as if it was everyday conversation, 3am parties, screaming drunks, 7am construction, 6 days a week for 2-3 years, barking dogs at every siren all grow very tiresome very quickly.

If you don't want neighbors - like your peace and quiet - YOU MOVE - buy 50 acres in Kentucky or Montana and STFU.