OOopppssss...and now they're back together again?!
Interesting how this whole relationship seems so scripted---some People story comes out just as she's going to Cannes and the whole scenario plays out JUST LIKE THE ANONYMOUS SOURCES TOLD THE PRESS IT WOULD. This is always the case. And the sources say weird things...like "Well we'll know they are broken up if she doesn't go on the road with him this summer. That's when we'll know the relationship is over." How fucking strange is that comment? There's something so weird about it---like it's a prediction but not really because they know what's going to happen.
And Perez is reporting that her people were busy trying to hit up the celebrity weeklies before they go to print so they can spin this break up story. (I guess he's talking about the celebrity weeklies that she sells her personal details to on a regular basis).
I just think this sounds like it's plotted out. They anonymous source commentary has always been strange in this relationship from the beginning. And I love how all of these people are crawling out of the woodwork talking about what a player john Mayer is. that he was hitting on anything female this past weekend---that he was always screwing some other chick in LA.
Somebody needs to get the goods on this situation pronto and then these losers need to be called out.
Who would get back together with Messica Slutson???? (Who would go out with her to begin with. Besides her father...)
I'm going to see him in concert next month - if he ends up being a pompous ass I'll be sad. And want my $$$ back 
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