Eva Longoria to fly her wedding cake from California to Paris

**RevellingInSane** · May 16th, 2007, 11:24 AM

This woman is the darker verison of Hohan, tacky and tasteless and totally full of herself. Import cake to France? She would probably import coffee beans to Colombia.

Btw, no one cares about your wedding to the NBA shrimp.

**doriangray** · May 16th, 2007, 11:24 AM

can't they just do up some gay bar to look like paris. a paper mache eiffel tower here. some berets. a poodle. voila. gay paree!

**greysfang** · May 16th, 2007, 11:31 AM

So she gotta fly cake in to the pastry capital of the planet? Dumb slag.

**curlysem** · May 18th, 2007, 02:00 PM

perhaps she and demi moore should get together. it is stupid to have a cake be made at CA and flown to Paris. Stupid!

**ManxMouse** · May 18th, 2007, 02:10 PM

Carbon emissions-spewing bitch. Tony is such a sucker, how anyone could stand being around this twat is beyond me. She loves no one but herself.

**MrsDark** · May 18th, 2007, 02:14 PM

She sounds exactly like her DH character...spoiled with sense of entitlement.

Anyone care to wager on whether or not this wedding will actually go down?

**VenusInFauxFurs** · May 18th, 2007, 02:29 PM

How bloody ostentatious. Like it's difficult to get a decent cake in France. Stupid cow.

**Shuisfan1234** · May 21st, 2007, 09:29 PM

I think the wedding will happen if she has to blow Tony everyday just to make sure it does, she couldnt handle the EMBARASSEMENT if it didnt. She also will do everything she can to make sure their is no prenup. He makes like 40 million for 3 years for the spurs or something, so when he gets ready to dump her ass, she can live off the spousal support for the next 15 years when she has no career to go off on.

I guess two years before he drops her or is caught cheating. He is only 24/25 while she is 32/33 yrs old. With a marriage that lasted like a year under her belt. This is not going to work for her, but she will use all the publicity she can out of it when she is dumped.

**MrsDark** · May 21st, 2007, 10:14 PM

I'm guessing if it does go down, she'll also crank out a kidlet or two as soon as she can for good measure! For that matter, if it looks like it might not go down, she'll end up pregnant.

These high maintence chicks truly frost my hide anyway. Dude could fork over 1-2 mil and I'd be set for life, even with kids. That'd probably be like living in the poorhouse for her.

**mella** · May 22nd, 2007, 07:14 AM

Anyone care to wager on whether or not this wedding will actually go down?

She has probably already sold the pictures $$$

**Novice** · May 22nd, 2007, 11:03 AM

Just as a side thought - did you know that traditionally the French don't actually HAVE wedding "cake"? They have a tower of choux pastry buns held together by caramel. A croquembouche Croquembouche from Delia Online

**Lily** · May 22nd, 2007, 11:28 AM

I'm going to laugh my ass off when they get a divorce. How soon do you think that will happen?

**lalala** · May 22nd, 2007, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Novice

Just as a side thought - did you know that traditionally the French don't actually HAVE wedding "cake"? They have a tower of choux pastry buns held together by caramel. A croquembouche Croquembouche from Delia Online

N'importe quoi...

**AliceInWonderland** · May 22nd, 2007, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by MaryJane

If she really wants that one cook to make her cake wouldn't it have be easier to fly HIM to Paris and let him make the cake in Paris??? Just a lot more expensive I guess.

yeah thats so true!