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Thread: EEEWW! She's so VEIN! Has exercise gone to Angelina Jolie's head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    More interesting facts about praying mantises/Angelina Jolie:

    "Often mistakenly spelled preying mantis (a tempting mistake, as they are notoriously predatory) they are in fact named for the typical "prayer-like" stance." Predatory? Self-righteous? Sounds like our girl all over.

    "To capture their prey, mantids use their camouflage to blend in with the surroundings and wait for the prey to be within striking distance. They then use their raptorial front legs to quickly snatch the victim and devour it alive." Striking distance huh? I guess costars count. I like the raptorial legs imagery, too.

    "When threatened, praying mantids stand tall and spread their forelegs with their wings fanning out wide and mouths open." Sounds like casting couch 101 to me! Apparently in mantis/Jolie world there are three options for traumatic situations: fight, flight, or f***.

    Although in all fairness, I still think Ang is pretty and talented. Pretty in a weird, slightly repulsive but equally fascinating way, but still.

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    Those veins are freakin hideous. She reminds me of that Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz movie. Most disturbing arms ever.


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    I think I saw a lot of veins on her leg on a thread in the photo section too. It's like what should be on her insides is pushing through and soon she'll have an exoskeleton. Like a mantis

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    ^^^ That's true!!! And her face is haggard. Can't say that about AJ for now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyGirl View Post
    Jesus Christ, when you have hundreds of cameras putting 1,000 watt camera lights on your face, I'm sure every imperfection is noticeable, especially when they blow up and magnify your picture for magazines and circulate them on cyberspace.

    Some people have cowlicks, others have vericose veins, a lot of people have crooked thumbs, some people are double-jointed, others have slightly different sized eyes, a lot of people have one foot slightly larger than the other and there's people who even have a shoulder slightly higher (or lower) than the other. Many women have non-symmetrical nipples, even different sized breasts and a lot of people have gummy smiles.

    Point is, no one is perfect. I'm sure we'd all have something 'wrong' with us if we let someone analyze a million photographs of ourselves. If having a vein on your face show occasionally when you're putting a microscope against someone's face is the worst of a person's 'flaws', that's pretty damn good.

    Some of these observations are getting rather absurd...lol
    Why do you even bother visiting this site? All I see you do is complain about the bashing of Your Dear Saint Ange. IT'S WHAT WE DO AT GOSSIPROCKS. We talk trash and have a little fun at the expense of others. Are you going to complain in perpetuity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    I think I saw a lot of veins on her leg on a thread in the photo section too. It's like what should be on her insides is pushing through and soon she'll have an exoskeleton. Like a mantis
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo View Post
    Why do you even bother visiting this site? All I see you do is complain about the bashing of Your Dear Saint Ange. IT'S WHAT WE DO AT GOSSIPROCKS. We talk trash and have a little fun at the expense of others. Are you going to complain in perpetuity?
    Yes, and the same ones love to kick Aniston repeatedly. I don't understand sometimes.

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    I had veiney hands and arms like that when I was under weight. It was really gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Child View Post
    Those veins are freakin hideous. She reminds me of that Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz movie. Most disturbing arms ever.


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    Or the witch from Hanzel and Gretel.


    I believe there is a connection between bulging forehead veins and celebrities who knowingly had sex with a married person.





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    Elvira... LOL!!! I think you are right! We can recognize all of 'em now..

    Maybe Angelina is exercising, running or something like that... but she's burning up calories and not eating enough, so she doesn't have muscle mass...
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    Omg Elvira, the Hanzel and Gretel one is spot on!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86 View Post
    This whole thread is making me queasy- talking about bulging, throbbing, pulsating blue veins!

    WHYYYYY did I click on this thread?!?

    *Runs away*

    Carry on.
    I'm with you, MJ!!! YUCK! I really do feel queasy too.....talk of giant throbbing bulging blue veins...that horrificly grotesque picture of Angelina's forehead... UGH; my knees suddenly feel like jello...
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    Whooo! Hoooo! We're coming to get YOOO-YOOOOO

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    ^^ She does!
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