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    Moog - pure genius! I think your Angie poem is even better than your clearly inspired Aniston-bashing.

    Does anyone else think Angie looks like a praying mantis? They eat their mates, you know...
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    ^^A hot praying mantis. And if she eats her mates, what a way to go. With a smile on your face.

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    I must admit, she is very mantis-like indeed.

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    If fed too much, their abdomen can burst, killing the mantis.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praying_mantis

    AHA! So THAT'S why she's so thin.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    I really don't think she's had one-- her nose was more pug when she was younger, this type of nose tends to narrow and straighten with age.
    Like Victoria Beckhams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Like Victoria Beckhams?
    I said "pug" nose, not pig!!!

    Poor Vicki. She's so scrawny I guess it accentuates her nose and makes it look pigger.... er, I mean bigger.

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    Of course Angie has had nose jobs.





    More evidence in the nose job thread.
    Angelina Jolie's nose job
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    In these pics it's obvious she bought a new chin as well

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    And her brow seems a tad bit higher as well.

    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalala View Post
    In these pics it's obvious she bought a new chin as well
    At least her chin isn't massive like...nevermind. *Runs out of thread*

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    Wow, at first I thought she was physically beautiful, the only positive thing I could concede....but looking at these pics....I think she only looks good airbrushed. With her fake nose and chin and hair.

    Ewwwww she's gross. She also looks demonic.

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    i love angelina. I do admit the image with the vein is a bit disturbing but I guess it is fairly common. I never realized how lucky I am to not have a vein in my forehead.

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    More interesting facts about praying mantises/Angelina Jolie:

    "Often mistakenly spelled preying mantis (a tempting mistake, as they are notoriously predatory) they are in fact named for the typical "prayer-like" stance." Predatory? Self-righteous? Sounds like our girl all over.

    "To capture their prey, mantids use their camouflage to blend in with the surroundings and wait for the prey to be within striking distance. They then use their raptorial front legs to quickly snatch the victim and devour it alive." Striking distance huh? I guess costars count. I like the raptorial legs imagery, too.

    "When threatened, praying mantids stand tall and spread their forelegs with their wings fanning out wide and mouths open." Sounds like casting couch 101 to me! Apparently in mantis/Jolie world there are three options for traumatic situations: fight, flight, or f***.

    Although in all fairness, I still think Ang is pretty and talented. Pretty in a weird, slightly repulsive but equally fascinating way, but still.
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    that is quite a difference in her profile...brow, chin and nose... I really had no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvira View Post
    Of course Angie has had nose jobs.





    More evidence in the nose job thread.
    Angelina Jolie's nose job
    It's definately obvious to me Elvira!

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