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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    I think George Clooney is banging Brad.....

    definitely a possiblity

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    And yet she still looks 10x more feminine and beautiful than Mr. Aniston did before or after his multiple nose jobs.

    Yes, but WTF does Angie have to do with Aniston????

    Can we ever talk about one without the other???

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Yes, but WTF does Angie have to do with Aniston????

    Can we ever talk about one without the other???
    You and I can, but then again, we aren't of the Cult of Angelina .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    You and I can, but then again, we aren't of the Cult of Angelina .....

    too true cynic.....I never understood what people meant by "Angeloonies" until I came to this board.....

    I guess I'm just too full of contempt for all these stars...I just like to trash 'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    An Ode to Veingelina

    I am a woman of great beauty and charm
    I collect babes by the dozen - I don't see any harm
    I am both Mother Teresa and Venus de Milo
    And I love all my babies, even the blob Shiloh

    I may be stringy of body and veiny of arm
    I may snog my own brother but don't be alarmed
    I got me Brad Pitt so you can stop with the hating
    It's not like I can help my poor old veins pulsating!
    ^^ The Maniston Manifesto

    Women of the world hear me
    I am manly in both face and form
    And thus I am barren
    And I am alone

    I ask for your pity my sisters
    In my time of great turmoil
    My time of great sorrow
    For these are the bad days
    The days that try a man's soul

    Brad was taken by a seductress
    Beautiful in face and form
    Vince sobered up
    And I was again alone

    But do not fret my sisters
    For a day of reckoning draws near
    Soon I shall rise reborn
    And never again will the world forget
    He who is a son, an actor, and a Friend

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    um ok she does not excercise i'll tell u that much.

    unless you call sticking a needle full of heroin into your arm excercise...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    I think George Clooney is banging Brad.....
    I think George Clooney is banging anything and anyone that doesn't have breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^ The Maniston Manifesto

    Women of the world hear me
    I am manly in both face and form
    And thus I am barren
    And I am alone

    I ask for your pity my sisters
    In my time of great turmoil
    My time of great sorrow
    For these are the bad days
    The days that try a man's soul

    Brad was taken by a seductress
    Beautiful in face and form
    Vince sobered up
    And I was again alone

    But do not fret my sisters
    For a day of reckoning draws near
    Soon I shall rise reborn
    And never again will the world forget
    He who is a son, an actor, and a Friend

    OMG! I love it!! Cracking up over here.....

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    An Ode to Chinnifer

    I used to be in "Friends" and had the coolest hair
    Then I married Brad Pitt and was plunged into despair
    I've made my career out of being a woman wronged
    Yeah, I know my grief reaction was just a little prolonged

    Then I worked on some movies but they've all flopped
    I keep getting dumped - there's nothing left but to adopt
    I suppose it'll make a change from clutching my barren womb
    While I clench my massive jaw in anger and howl at the moon

    So now everyone's saying "Look at her - she's sterile!"
    Just cos I'm not like Angie who's positively feral
    She took away my husband and now sports a shit-eating grin
    But don't worry 'bout me - 'cos I take it all on the chin!

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    I'm not a fan of any of the 3 (Angie, Brad or Jenn), but they surely are making everyone creative! We could be starting a new artform here.....slamming celeb poems.......if we have any musical talent, we could make videos......

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    ^^^ I've just got the giggles tonight. My hub is sitting at his PC wondering the f*ck is wrong with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    IMDB says she was born in 1975...which would make her 32
    Thank you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    When would she have had time for a nosejob?
    Exactly. I really don't think she's had one-- her nose was more pug when she was younger, this type of nose tends to narrow and straighten with age. Mine did anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    An Ode to Chinnifer

    I used to be in "Friends" and had the coolest hair
    Then I married Brad Pitt and was plunged into despair
    I've made my career out of being a woman wronged
    Yeah, I know my grief reaction was just a little prolonged

    Then I worked on some movies but they've all flopped
    I keep getting dumped - there's nothing left but to adopt
    I suppose it'll make a change from clutching my barren womb
    While I clench my massive jaw in anger and howl at the moon

    So now everyone's saying "Look at her - she's sterile!"
    Just cos I'm not like Angie who's positively feral
    She took away my husband and now sports a shit-eating grin
    But don't worry 'bout me - 'cos I take it all on the chin!



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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    ^^^Well, it's all part of the Manifesto to make Mr. Aniston look more attractive.
    HAHAHA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    OMG! I love it!! Cracking up over here.....
    You were my inspiration.

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