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Thread: EEEWW! She's so VEIN! Has exercise gone to Angelina Jolie's head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Julia Roberts has the big blue veiner too right on her forehead. It totally gags me, I can't watch her without fixating on it. If she wore a hat for too long, it might just pop right off.
    The visual on this is fantastic

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    The word "veiner" is creepy me out.

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    Jesus Christ, when you have hundreds of cameras putting 1,000 watt camera lights on your face, I'm sure every imperfection is noticeable, especially when they blow up and magnify your picture for magazines and circulate them on cyberspace.

    Some people have cowlicks, others have vericose veins, a lot of people have crooked thumbs, some people are double-jointed, others have slightly different sized eyes, a lot of people have one foot slightly larger than the other and there's people who even have a shoulder slightly higher (or lower) than the other. Many women have non-symmetrical nipples, even different sized breasts and a lot of people have gummy smiles.

    Point is, no one is perfect. I'm sure we'd all have something 'wrong' with us if we let someone analyze a million photographs of ourselves. If having a vein on your face show occasionally when you're putting a microscope against someone's face is the worst of a person's 'flaws', that's pretty damn good.

    Some of these observations are getting rather absurd...lol

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    ^^^Well, it's all part of the Manifesto to make Mr. Aniston look more attractive.

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    I think the point with this story is that her veins are popping up everywhere and it seems to be down to starvation and over-exercising.

    She needs to put on weight. She's gone beyond "I'm just naturally slim...."

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    When would she have had time for a nosejob?

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    She has been running herself ragged hopping all over the world to grab new kids and keep up the humanitarian stuff that she is probably just exhausted and needs some time to eat healthy and sleep. She'll bounce back...she's gorgeus!

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    An Ode to Veingelina

    I am a woman of great beauty and charm
    I collect babes by the dozen - I don't see any harm
    I am both Mother Teresa and Venus de Milo
    And I love all my babies, even the blob Shiloh

    I may be stringy of body and veiny of arm
    I may snog my own brother but don't be alarmed
    I got me Brad Pitt so you can stop with the hating
    It's not like I can help my poor old veins pulsating!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    An Ode to Veingelina

    I am a woman of great beauty and charm
    I collect babes by the dozen - I don't see any harm
    I am both Mother Teresa and Venus de Milo
    And I love all my babies, even the blob Shiloh

    I may be stringy of body and veiny of arm
    I may snog my own brother but don't be alarmed
    I got me Brad Pitt so you can stop with the hating
    It's not like I can help my poor old veins pulsating!
    Moog....You are fucking brilliant!!!

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    Thankyou - you are most kind!

    Maybe I should have a go at a Jennifer one to redress the balance a bit. Don't want to be accused of bias......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    When would she have had time for a nosejob?
    Yeah, when would Angie have time for a nosejob? Unlike Mr. Aniston, she's raising a family, juggling a career, and banging Brad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Yeah, when would Angie have time for a nosejob? Unlike Mr. Aniston, she's raising a family, juggling a career, and banging Brad.
    Shes already had one, along with everyone else in Hollywood:


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    An Ode to Veingelina

    I am a woman of great beauty and charm
    I collect babes by the dozen - I don't see any harm
    I am both Mother Teresa and Venus de Milo
    And I love all my babies, even the blob Shiloh

    I may be stringy of body and veiny of arm
    I may snog my own brother but don't be alarmed
    I got me Brad Pitt so you can stop with the hating
    It's not like I can help my poor old veins pulsating!
    Moog, you are talented! That's inspired!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Shes already had one, along with everyone else in Hollywood:

    And yet she still looks 10x more feminine and beautiful than Mr. Aniston did before or after his multiple nose jobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Yeah, when would Angie have time for a nosejob? Unlike Mr. Aniston, she's raising a family, juggling a career, and banging Brad.
    I think George Clooney is banging Brad.....

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