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    Quote Originally Posted by Seapharris7 View Post
    Umm... I thought I was the one that described it.
    Buttmuch put the link to the urbandictionary definition on the very first post...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmygoodness View Post
    Buttmuch put the link to the urbandictionary definition on the very first post...
    Gotcha

    (since I cannot post this without atleast *20 characters* - I'll write this)
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    Well, all I am going to say is this...

    If you de-kinked his har...had it straight, and parted to the side...

    You would be looking at George Jefferson's neighbor, Mr. Bentley, from "The Jefferson's"

    Drive-by poster

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    I think Mr Bentley wouldn't give out a Dirty Rodriguiz or a Dirty Sanchez in the bedroom. Don't think he'd do anything but mish-posish..

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    Do guys really do this kind of stuff? Exchange their home made sex vids and view them together for entertainment? If I were a guy, it would gross me out to see my buddies doing it...
    You're not a guy. You were blessed to be a woman. I imagine you don't like the smell of your own farts either...

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    ^^Well I am a guy and it disgusts me.(but I would still watch though ).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    ^^Well I am a guy and it disgusts me.(but I would still watch though ).
    Terrible! I have also heard that guys dig in their underpants and then sniff their fingers. Tell me it isn't true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakodas View Post
    Terrible! I have also heard that guys dig in their underpants and then sniff their fingers. Tell me it isn't true.
    Didnt you get the memo?

    Boys also eat boogers when no one is watching!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dakodas View Post
    Terrible! I have also heard that guys dig in their underpants and then sniff their fingers. Tell me it isn't true.
    I plead the FUCKING fifth on that!!!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Default Not Another Screech Sex Tape, Please!!!!

    Monday, October 11th 2010
    NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!!



    Lisa Turtle, Zack Morris, AC Slater and Mr. Belding just simultaneously stuck their cell phones in the garbage disposal and turned that shit on, because Screech's financial situation is once again in the caca can and you know he's going to hit them up for a loan. TMZ reports that Diamond Diamond's Den of Dirty Sanchezes is about to be snatched away from him for the third time in just four years. Do you smell that? No, I'm not talking about the rotting scent of your soul slowly dying due to something called the Mondays. I'm talking about the next sex tape that is about to leak out of Screech's asshole.

    Wells Fargo has just begun to dance the foreclosure waltz on the front lawn of Dustin Diamond's Wisconsin home, because he owes them nearly $279,000 in mortgage payments. Apparently, Dustin hasn't made a payment since May and so Wells Fargo is coming to collect his house.

    Back in 2006, Dustin almost lost his house, so he started selling some stupid t-shirts on his website and later released the worst sex tape ever which featured him smearing his shit butter on some chick's upper lip. So now that Dustin's wallet is empty again, you better believe we're going to get a sequel. And usually, the monsters are scarier and bigger in the sequel.

    All of us should just throw a Pamper over our eyes and patiently wait until 2012 swallows us whole, because I don't ever want to see Screech's POOP NOODLE in 3D.

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    He just needs to turn pro and be done with it. Blech, not enough eye bleach.
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    That chin is just frightening.
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    "Saved by the Smell." ?? = Totally DISGUSTING considering the other part of the story re bodily functions. ewwwwww
    My memory of him is now shattered! poor us!

    Just saw is picture! OMG.. I thought he would have turned out cuter than that when he grew up!!... gag!

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    oh god , first i was laughing then i read the dirty sanchez , im so off to hurl now : P

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    holy necro
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