Well, all I am going to say is this...
If you de-kinked his har...had it straight, and parted to the side...
You would be looking at George Jefferson's neighbor, Mr. Bentley, from "The Jefferson's"
I think Mr Bentley wouldn't give out a Dirty Rodriguiz or a Dirty Sanchez in the bedroom. Don't think he'd do anything but mish-posish..
^^Well I am a guy and it disgusts me.(but I would still watch though ).
NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!! | DlistedMonday, October 11th 2010
NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!!
Lisa Turtle, Zack Morris, AC Slater and Mr. Belding just simultaneously stuck their cell phones in the garbage disposal and turned that shit on, because Screech's financial situation is once again in the caca can and you know he's going to hit them up for a loan. TMZ reports that Diamond Diamond's Den of Dirty Sanchezes is about to be snatched away from him for the third time in just four years. Do you smell that? No, I'm not talking about the rotting scent of your soul slowly dying due to something called the Mondays. I'm talking about the next sex tape that is about to leak out of Screech's asshole.
Wells Fargo has just begun to dance the foreclosure waltz on the front lawn of Dustin Diamond's Wisconsin home, because he owes them nearly $279,000 in mortgage payments. Apparently, Dustin hasn't made a payment since May and so Wells Fargo is coming to collect his house.
Back in 2006, Dustin almost lost his house, so he started selling some stupid t-shirts on his website and later released the worst sex tape ever which featured him smearing his shit butter on some chick's upper lip. So now that Dustin's wallet is empty again, you better believe we're going to get a sequel. And usually, the monsters are scarier and bigger in the sequel.
All of us should just throw a Pamper over our eyes and patiently wait until 2012 swallows us whole, because I don't ever want to see Screech's POOP NOODLE in 3D.
Posted by: Michael K
He just needs to turn pro and be done with it. Blech, not enough eye bleach.
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
That chin is just frightening.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
"Saved by the Smell." ?? = Totally DISGUSTING considering the other part of the story re bodily functions. ewwwwww
My memory of him is now shattered! poor us!
Just saw is picture! OMG.. I thought he would have turned out cuter than that when he grew up!!... gag!
oh god , first i was laughing then i read the dirty sanchez , im so off to hurl now : P
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