Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell) stars in sex tape

DitaPage* · September 29th, 2006, 03:44 AM

this is hilarious. Screech in a porno complete with dirty sanchez is sickening though.

**twitchy** · September 29th, 2006, 10:49 AM

Screech squawks: An update, with a clarification
As busy as Dustin Diamond's week has been, mine has been busier. So no huge TV updates today, sadly. I have stories to write.
Thankfully, the media machine has taken up the duty of updating us on all things Screech related, so all I have to do is cut and paste the best bits right in here.
But first, allow me to clarify why I referred to "Saved by the Smell" (ew) as "accidental porn," a phrase one responder immediately took issue with. In my opinion, if a person makes a dirty video and it stays in his home under lock and key, it's a dirty video. If he makes one and it leaks out into the public, it's accidental, and it's porn.
However! After reading these highlights, taken off a press release from the Headline News program "Showbiz Tonight," I'm not sure what to call Screech's act other than stupid and disgusting.
Here's what the release said:
-- The sex tape got out because Diamond and some buddies have a "monthly gathering" wherein they exchange such tapes (emphasis mine) which earn points based on "what [we're] able to accomplish" on the tapes: "We do it almost like poker. [The tape] could have been left out in anybody's home, machine, computer."
(What is wrong with these people?!)
-- "The people that are involved in this group [of friends who exchange tapes] are all 'profile people.'" Diamond doesn't believe any of those people leaked the tape, but perhaps a significant other of one of them did.

-- Diamond admits the tape has "caused turmoil on the home front."
(Ya think?)
-- "We've been doing it for a while, and we didn't think it was a problem. Apparently, it is a problem."
(Um....ya think?)
-- Diamond's words for David Hans Schmidt, the man peddling the tape (also known as the "Sultan of Sleaze"): "You're a scumbag." Diamond also says he will fight this "tooth and nail" to fight the distribution of the tape, and that while Schmidt may have won "the little battles, he won't win the war -- nice try, though!"
(We're rootin' for you Screech. Believe that. We don't want that ...thing to be loosed upon the world either.)
-- Diamond denies the rumor that he secretly knew about the tape's release and was hoping it would boost his career. He says the tape was "private" and not meant for anybody else. It was not released with his approval and he does not condone its being out there. Will Diamond eventually cash in on this tape, if offered a distribution deal? "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/t...ves/107185.asp

**Sojiita** · September 29th, 2006, 10:54 AM

Diamond's words for David Hans Schmidt, the man peddling the tape (also known as the "Sultan of Sleaze"): "You're a scumbag."

yeah right. HE is the scumbag...please...

**buttmunch** · September 29th, 2006, 10:56 AM

But he'll cross the profit bridge when he comes to it. Well, that should save his house.

**moomies** · September 29th, 2006, 12:24 PM

Do guys really do this kind of stuff? Exchange their home made sex vids and view them together for entertainment? If I were a guy, it would gross me out to see my buddies doing it...

**SammysMom** · September 29th, 2006, 12:53 PM

It takes a certain kind of person to be doing this. Personally I think its pretty sick. I dont want to see Joe Blow who has been my friend for years getting his jollies off with some twit. Im wondering do these women even know they are being filmed let alone a number of other people are going to see them.

-- Diamond admits the tape has "caused turmoil on the home front."

He is not married is he? What Mommy and Daddy are so disappointed in their
"dirty sanchez" son? Yeah I would be too. Come on if your gonna do that kind of stuff you dont leave it laying around. That is just straight up retarded

**darksithbunny** · September 29th, 2006, 01:53 PM

Ok. Dirty Sanchez. Dirty this. Dirty that. HJ?

I think someone needs to start a thread for nicknames and initials for all these crazy sex acts going on out here. Strictly for educational purposes.

Plus, I don't want to feel like a dumbass anymore because I don't what the hell you guys are talking about!

**ohmygoodness** · September 29th, 2006, 01:58 PM

HJ = handjob. Lol. And buttmunch posted a link to a definition of a Dirty Sanchez. Read at your own risk. :S

**moomies** · September 29th, 2006, 02:07 PM

:S <----------

Good one ohmygoodness.

**SammysMom** · September 29th, 2006, 02:18 PM

This is really sad. I was talking to my husband last night and the subject of this "dirty sanchez" made its way into the conversation

Seems my son overheard me telling my husband what a Sanchez was, he was walking down the hall to the kitchen and we were at the dinner table - husband had to work late, anyway my son says so calmly "oh man you guys are so behind the times, I knew what that was in the 8th grade". My mouth dropped open and I was speechless

. He said kids at school talk about this stuff all the time

Dont worry Darksith I spent a good 15 minutes just sitting here trying to figure out what HJ was also

**GoldDust77** · September 29th, 2006, 04:30 PM

Dustin Diamond is pathetic!!!! Talk about stooping to the ultimate low in an effort to get some money! I remember a month or two ago, he was pleading in the media for people to send him money or something, cuz he was so broke he was losing his house. Now, suddenly & oh-so-conviently, a sex tape *mysteriously* shows up, *accidentally leaked to the press*.

His motives are so transparent & obvious, not to mention disgustingly self-serving, vulgar, & amoral. He makes me sick.

I can just picture how this asshole Screech orchestrated & meticulously planned out the whole thing:
"OK, so the whole 'Save Screech's House' didn't net me a lot of money....Hmmmm, what's the next tactic i can try that will get me in the public eye again & maybe net me some major money?....OH YES!, I've got it!!!! The good-old time-honored trick of having a sex-tape of myself 'accidentally' leaked to the press! YES! What a brilliant idea!!! But, the only problem is, there have been SO MANY celebrity sex-tapes leaked to the press....I've gotta think of something to include in mine to make it extremely memorable, and therefore get LOTS of press & attention....So, that means i'll have to do a sex act in the tape that will 'stand out'....something that hasn't been done in a celebrity sex-tape before....Hmmmm, what could it be....[consults his Complete Dictionary/Manual of ALL Sex Acts That Exist]...YES!!!! I've got it! I'll do a "Dirty Sanchez" to a chick in the video!!!! Now THAT will get me some media attention!!! [Screech heads off to Best Buy to buy a video camera, video tapes, and pays 2 chicks to appear in the video with him.

He's a DISGUSTING piece of shit!!!!

(pun intended)

**Grimmlok** · September 29th, 2006, 05:13 PM

Screech has always been and will continue to be a complete waste of molecules. The only way he could possibly add any value to this planet is when his rotting corpse decomposes and adds nutrients to the soil. And even then, he'll still suck.

ROFLMAO, oh that made me laugh

**UndercoverGator** · September 29th, 2006, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by moomies

Do guys really do this kind of stuff? Exchange their home made sex vids and view them together for entertainment? If I were a guy, it would gross me out to see my buddies doing it...

Reminds me of this really sick, twisted, perverted and home-published sex magazine from California my ex got his hands on back in the late 70s. Guys with animals, gals with animals, guys with children's toys, moms with teenage sons, some guy screwing somebody's eye hole after they popped the glass out out and so on. The people weren't attractive and the action was way beyond weird.

I'm curious what "bodily function" thing they had going on in the video. Golden showers? Hentai anyone?

He's shot his non existent career in the ass this time! No one will hire him again.

**MrsDark** · September 29th, 2006, 07:04 PM

Stern did suggest to him the last time he was on the show that if he really needed money that bad and had a 10 inch cock that he should be doing porn. He said there was 'no way' he could ever do that.

I guess he finally caved.

**Seapharris7** · September 29th, 2006, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by ohmygoodness

HJ = handjob. Lol. And buttmunch posted a link to a definition of a Dirty Sanchez. Read at your own risk. :S

Umm... I thought I was the one that described it.

But yeah - the "Dirty Sanchez" thing was somewhat funny because "Sanchez" is the last name of one of my bosses. He would always use it as a joke, he knew it was sexual - but somehow I knew he really didnt know exactly what it meant.
One day I printed out the Wikipedia definition and left it on his desk, once he read it - he totally freaked. He hasnt mentioned it since.