Dina Lohan was never a Rockette--or anything else besides a famewhore

**buttmunch** · June 12th, 2007, 09:10 AM

It must piss Dina Lohan off that both her sister and her daughter are far better looking than she is. And what the hell are they laughing about?

**Sweetie** · June 12th, 2007, 09:32 AM

Who's that lady with her?

**buttmunch** · June 12th, 2007, 09:44 AM

I think it's her sister?

**Mel1973** · June 12th, 2007, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Sassiness

who was it that said "Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money"

Same guy who said "Ouzo should be mixed with coke and tipped down the sink" but can't think of his name

I've heard Jay Hickman say that about cocaine...

**Beeyotch** · June 12th, 2007, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by buttmunch

It must piss Dina Lohan off that both her sister and her daughter are far better looking than she is. And what the hell are they laughing about?

Ha! I was thinking the exact same thing. She got hit by the the fug gene BAD!!

**buttmunch** · June 12th, 2007, 10:30 AM

^^It's her mouth. She has a really strange, kind of mean little mouth.

**Sassiness** · June 12th, 2007, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

It's About Friggin' Time!

Mutton dressed up as lamb....

**southernbelle** · June 12th, 2007, 09:55 PM

I see that Dina's sister is also under the impression that when it comes to her teenage daughter and friends, she's "one of them".

She looks like a 13 year old 8th grade "class slut" who just won a shopping spree at Limited Too.

**cataroo** · June 13th, 2007, 06:58 AM

The "ugly" gene sure runs deep in Dina's family...

**Novice** · July 21st, 2010, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Dina Lohan's pants must be on fire!!! Turns out she lied about EVERYTHING, was never a Rockette, never acted on Broadway or even did commercials as all her "biographies" say.

Quote:
June 6, 2007 -- DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she's not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn't. "It's like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don't. It's a big deal to be a Rockette," said our source. A Google search of "Dina Lohan Rockette" yesterday turned up 884 links. Biographies of Dina, 44, also say the 5-foot-111/2 blonde acted on the Broadway stage and in commercials - also apparently not true. "Look in SAG [the Screen Actors Guild]. Look in AFTRA [American Federation of Televison & Radio Artists]. Dina isn't a member," said a family source. "She never did a Broadway show. She never did ads."
MOM DINA'S MISSING CAREER - Gossip | Celebrity Gossip | Photos

No wonder she's pushing her TV show about being a "mom-ager." Apparently the only talent she's got is selling out her children.

I LOVED this thread!

**Grimmlok** · July 21st, 2010, 03:31 PM

Being a Rockette is like going to Harvard? LOL

**PinkCadillac** · July 21st, 2010, 09:06 PM

I cannot stand this woman!

**Jezi** · July 26th, 2010, 01:26 PM

She's also not 5'11,5".

Maybe 5'9. Maybe.

Lindsay is also not the 5'6" she claims, more like 5'4". If her mom was the nearly-6-footer she claims, she would tower her way, way more.