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Old September 13th, 2006, 03:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Well my God, she was married to Prince Charles! Anyone else would have "smitten" me too!


Well, C'mon, guys. He is The Hoff.
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Old September 13th, 2006, 03:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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C'mon, I mean, REALLY?!

The poor woman is dead, she can't defend herself.
Thats what it's come to. How desperate is this guy!

HEY, Elvis wanted to sleep with me!!
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Old September 13th, 2006, 03:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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^^I had John Lennon dozens of times!! ALL TRUE!
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Old September 13th, 2006, 03:54 PM   #19 (permalink)
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^^I had John Lennon dozens of times!! ALL TRUE!
In fact you are now having his baby!!
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Old September 13th, 2006, 03:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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EXACTLY KD! And Yoko is ok with it!

God I hate the Hoff. Even for the joke factor...
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Old September 13th, 2006, 03:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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God i wish he'd just move to Germany where they actually like him.. Talk about illusions of grandeur. The crap this guy says... He also thinks he is responsible for the fall of the Berlin wall
When I was visiting Europe somewhere in the eighties, I was at the hotel, going up and down the dial and caught an interview with him. He's like a car accident you know? You should know better than to watch, but somehow you can't look away? Well, he was giving a tour of his house and he had a sound studio in one room and, I swear, a whole wall of gold and platinum discs (no doubt, all sold in Germany). Anyway, he stood there, hands on hips, claiming he was - I kid you not - in the same league as The Beatles, Sinatra, Presley because, get this, his music made people happy and changed many people's lives for the better...... Can you imagine me sitting there on the hotel bed, remote in hand, mouth agape in absolute disbelief?
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Old September 13th, 2006, 04:09 PM   #22 (permalink)
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This guy's got issues. He's obviously not as 'wanted' as he claims. His first wife kicked him to the curb soon after they married and - as we all know - his second wife did the same.

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks he's simply gross. I've never found him appealing physically and there's nothing more unattractive than a guy who thinks he's all that!
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Old September 13th, 2006, 04:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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When I was visiting Europe somewhere in the eighties, I was at the hotel, going up and down the dial and caught an interview with him. He's like a car accident you know? You should know better than to watch, but somehow you can't look away? Well, he was giving a tour of his house and he had a sound studio in one room and, I swear, a whole wall of gold and platinum discs (no doubt, all sold in Germany). Anyway, he stood there, hands on hips, claiming he was - I kid you not - in the same league as The Beatles, Sinatra, Presley because, get this, his music made people happy and changed many people's lives for the better...... Can you imagine me sitting there on the hotel bed, remote in hand, mouth agape in absolute disbelief?


He is a male Paris Hilton..... SHe compared herself to Marilyn Monroe, and someone else can't remember who but good lord Do these people not listen to themselves? Reminds me of that old country song "Oh lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, cant wait to look in the mirror, get better lookin each day." He seriously makes me want to throw up
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Old September 13th, 2006, 06:00 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Dude is a huge huge douche bag
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Old September 13th, 2006, 10:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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What the f*ck ever.
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Old September 13th, 2006, 10:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Good thing for him that he's not Pinocchio. His nose would be so long he would trip over it.
He sounds like either a hopeless liar or a delusional fool. Maybe he's both.

I wish these guys with a "The" in front of their names.....such as "The Hoff" and "The Piv" would just go away. They make me want to
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Old September 13th, 2006, 11:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
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For an awesome take on the "stud":


http://www.snarkywood.com/2006/07/hasselhoff.html


The pictures in this blog are hilarious! (I'm to inept and lazy to figure out how to paste any.)
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Old September 13th, 2006, 11:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Time to check into a hospital for a lengthy stay due to 'exhaustion' David.
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Old September 14th, 2006, 01:12 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Well, there was a period of time when she'd boink anything with a pulse so The Hoff shouldn't feel too flattered even if it's true (which it isn't).

That creepy reptile, Paul Burrell (her grandstanding former butler) is about to bring out a new book full of "details never told before" about his former employer including the fact that she was interested in a "famous billionaire American businessman" who wanted to run for President and she thought she'd make a great First Lady. If that's true PLEASE let it be Donald Trump. Can you imagine?
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