Convicted parasite Paris Hilton's "Free Paris" protest fizzles big time

[Pippin]

Originally Posted by sprynkles

This is so delicious! I wonder who those 3 idiots are?

Probably escapees from a nearby psychiatric hospital!

[nycgirly101]

um what kind of loser would attend this 'protest'? lmaoo they need jobs!

[Allie]

Originally Posted by Fabularosa

Also Lindsay seems "outraged." Couldn't she stumble over there in person?

Oh my God imagine her in the jail cell with the woman she shares with.

Woman: "Lie down, bitch."
Paris: "Ew my Gorr, but these sheets are dirty and my Prada is clean."
Woman: "Do it, bitch! Then take off your clothes."
Paris: "Ewww my Gorr."
*Paris does so gradually*
Woman: "Oh yeah. That's hot."
Paris: "Ew my Gorr, that is so not hot."

[GoldDust77]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I SO hope that Parisite read/heard about this. (She most likely has.) That is freaking hilarious.

And what LOSERS those 3 people are! Did they do it as a joke? I sure hope so. I mean, holding pictures of Parisite with the words "victim" and "martyr" on them??!!?? Parisite a "VICTIM" and a "MARTYR"??!!!!!!?? That's the most ridiculous bunch of horse-dung i've heard in a LOOOOOOOONG time. No, the people being mass-murdered in Darfur are not "victims" worthy of a protest march; Parisite Hilton is a victim!!!! -Because she--OH THE TRAGEDY!!!--is being wrongly persecuted by cops just because they think she's too hot. OH THE HORROR OF WHAT HAS BEFALLEN POOR PARISITE!!!!!!

And if those "protesting" people (i.e., LOSERS) are so in need of something to do, i'm sure the local soup kitchen or homeless shelter could use some extra help...