CNN, Larry King Live Land First Paris Hilton Post-Jail Interview

[cool girl]

I can watch CNN in the UK, but i won't be watching the Parisite interview. We'll see if she's really changed or not...time will tell.

[DoveFeatheredRaven]

hollywood farm girl


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Dear Larry,

There are not many people who are blessed to have a position such as the one in which you find yourself today. I knew your name from years ago. I knew that if someone was on Larry's show, it was a big deal. That guest would be smart, contributive, and poignant. I would walk away from your interviews, Larry, feeling as if I'd just been let in on a secret dinner conversation. I used to find your questions imaginative, original, and somewhat interesting and clever. Your suspenders, with matching ties... really, that is such a cute idea. It spells class all the way.
Your show used to have movers and shakers on it. Your show was once significant to the American society, as your show was not only entertaining, but educational and provokative as well. What a legacy you had going, Larry! Unheard of! Unprecedented! CNN! YOU! THE FIRST! GOOO LARRY!


Is it true you bumped Michael Moore from your show to interview a celebrity famous for her porn and drunk driving? Really? Remember Michael Moore? He made Farenheit 911? Changed how we Americans viewed the war? Perhaps your manorexia has caused your brain to eat itself, and you don't recall. Or, maybe, CNN is owned by some neo-cons, and the decision wasn't really up to you, it was up to the people who own CNN? Either way, Larry, I am sure you are hitting yourself. I know, I can't imagine if I had to be you and sit there across fom some poptart who's labia has seen more sunshine than Cheney's drunk chrome on a hunting afternoon. I can't imagine what you will have to tell yourself as you prep for that interview in the makeup chair.Just remember, Larry, as history is written, there will be proof spilled everywhere, like ink. The truth will berry-stain: impossible to forget stain... And you know what? I am going to look back at this time, a time when real journalists could have saved us all some grief by reporting truth instead of soaps, and I will laugh and say "Remember how Larry King dumped Michael Moore for Paris Hilton?"

Or maybe I won't. I'll probably have forgotten about you, Larry, and your gossip show. You just became forgettable.

Have a good interview, Larry. I'm off to see SICKO, and try to see about changing this world, not my ratings.

Sincerely,
Hollywood Farmgirl

[Elvira]

Source: Pretty On The Outside: Paris on Larry King..... literally!

[sparklehead]

Fuck Michael Moore. I'll be watching.

[DoveFeatheredRaven]

Falling for the politics of distraction, eh?

[sparklehead]

I am incredibly politcally active and aware. I also hate Michael Moore, and am a sucker for a post-jail-Paris-interview.

[Tesstalks]

I will watch it and the vomit. I doubt she has changed. IF she had changed she would not be doing interviews and she would not have had those extensions and her false eyelashes put on.She actually looked attractive without all the crap on her face.

[witchcurlgirl]

BTW......Sicko was fucking amazing!!!!!

How sad that I live in a country where some used up skank is seen as more important than real issues.....

politics of distraction indeed Dovefeatheredraven.......

[cupcake]

i wont be wasting my time watching..ill see enough of the recaps on every other entertainment channel..for days no doubt

[DitaPage*]

Oh what the hell has she got to talk about?
At least she's not getting her paid.

[CherryDarling]

I confess...I'll be watching, simply because it's going to be entertaining as hell.

sidebar: He'd better put Michael Moore on this week sometime...I can't wait to see Sicko...

[mtlebay]

OMG, I closed the tv three minutes into the interview.

She just went into jail!!! What she discusses is what any prisonmate can discuss. *snore*

[Drea]

She started looking annoyed about 20 minutes in, and it was really the most banal interview I've ever seen.

The only thing this interview did for me was tell me she has a few businesses and she runs them. Ok.

*shrug*

I turned Ghost Hunters back on.

[aabbcc]

Originally Posted by mtlebay

She just went into jail!!! What she discusses is what any prisonmate can discuss. *snore*

You were expecting more?

[waikiki]

I don't know. She doesn't talk all flirty as she used to talk before. She also has a smile which seems to be true. I don't know if those few days really left something... but...

I wonder what she will behave like in the next months.