Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow decide on name for second baby

[cocainekate]

Originally Posted by SVZ

The National Enquirer says now that Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin have decided on a name for their upcoming second child. The name - which was chosen by Martin because it had "character" - is 'Capone'. So now their kids are named 'Apple' and 'Capone'. And for the record, naming the second kid after a psychotic killer isn't gonna make the playground any safer. The name 'Apple' is tougher than the name 'Dancing Candy Cane', but only just barely. You could name the second kid 'Godzilla Dahmer' and he's still gonna get his ass whooped cause his mom is in the papers on a daily basis lecturing the world and complaining.

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GROAN!

[Luna]

Oy vey.

[euro-kitty]

I was hoping they'd keep it in the fruit family like Kiwi
What a couple of retards.Their naming their kid after a murder.

[Algernon]

Euro-kitty, I was thinking they could go places with the fruit theme, too. I mean, if they go with Banana, they can call the child Nana or Ana!

[NawdleZouss]

Shame, I had my heart set on seeing a Chapstick Martin.

[Cate]

As much as I think they are stupid enough to do something like this, I am not buying it. They are still months away from giving birth, and I doubt it would have leaked to the world already, but who knows? We have a name picked out for our next kid (we think) and my other kids will tell anyone who asks! Knowing Apple, she probably told someone in Spanish what the name was.