Britney Spears' publicists were NOT at Matt Lauer interview - Page 5

KD · June 19th, 2006, 10:51 PM

Au contraire, he picked up Britney.

WickedHo · June 19th, 2006, 10:53 PM

^^ Oh no you di'n't! She picked him up!

FierceKiten · June 19th, 2006, 10:53 PM

He saw a a good hamburger on the ground, It still looked good...

WickedHo · June 19th, 2006, 10:54 PM

ETA: D'oh... trash does pick itself up. Hmm... Perhaps DuPont should study their DNA and patent some marketable trash-be-gone product. They'd make billions.

KD · June 19th, 2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WickedHo

^^ Oh no you di'n't! She picked him up!

Oh, SHE picks trash up, I stand corrected.

Lobelia · June 19th, 2006, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by FierceKiten

"I cant help it, Im COUNTRY"

Where are the t-shirts? Someone should be selling them by now.

MrsMarsters · June 19th, 2006, 11:14 PM

she is so damn stupid..what pisses me off the cow is still arrogant..she thinks shes hott shit and she's doing the right thing..I think her mom realized the trainwreck she created and tried to fix things by ending the 55 hour marriage..but then queen stupid married kfed...maybe her mother advised her against it..and britney basically told her to fuck off..or she wouldn't see ugly baby..no idea. But I'm loving this.

Corsair · June 19th, 2006, 11:19 PM

I have family from the south (Mississippi), from what I've seen there, "country" is not something you call yourself with pride. It's what you whisper about stupid ignorant redneck trashy people.

WickedHo · June 19th, 2006, 11:23 PM

^^ That's why she's a dumb shit. She may as well say "I'm ghetto" with a shit eatin' grin. Dumb bitch.

Lobelia · June 19th, 2006, 11:29 PM

^^^No, that's what Kevin says.

WickedHo · June 19th, 2006, 11:35 PM

^^ Exactly what I was thinking as I wrote that.

spinmonkey · June 20th, 2006, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by choozen1ne

I saw a girl the other day that would give Britney a run for her award for shitty mom - She could not have been older then 17 ( I live in a town with insanely high teen pregnancy rates ) she was walking down a busy street that has a uneven sidewalk about 2 inches wide with a crappy stoller ( the ones that fold up to look almost like an umbrella ) with her kid not strapped in and she is probaly 4-5 months pregant and she was smoking and talking on the cell phone . All the kid would have to do is barley ned over and the would be on a busy street , real nice image

Man, the whole scene of this in my mind made me shudder.

ETA: I watched the interview, and it was the trainwreck I expected. Her continuous fidgeting and assinine facial expressions were so rediculous. Cobblestones on that NY street when she nearly dumped the baby, I don't think so, that was blacktop. Brit won't "take BS from anyone" and yet, that's exactly what she is trying to get everyone to swallow. I LOVED it when Matt asked her what she loved about K-Fed, and she replied "He's so simple"....damn I almost fell out of my chair!

Beeyotch · June 20th, 2006, 05:28 AM

^^I laughed my face off at this, it reminded me of the Southern insult, "What are you, simple?" Where simple=stupid.

Yeah, it takes a special brand of idiot not to realize that the most likely interpretation of "simple" when referring to Kevin means a Forrest Gump-like borderline retarded. Which both she and Kevin are.

mtlebay · June 20th, 2006, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Spears, when asked about Kevin Federline being with a pregnant Shar Jackson when they first met, shot back, "Julia Roberts' husband had a pregnant wife when he hooked up with Julia, but no one ever talked about that!"

Danny Moder's wife, Vera, WAS NOT PREGNANT when Danny left her for Julia. Vera got preggers by another guy approx. 2 yrs after!

And I don't believe Britney heard 2 months AFTER she met Kevin that Shar was pregnant with his child in addition to a baby girl.

Britney;s blatantly lying, it's incredible.