Britney Spears poses topless in a garden

[Picara]

Originally Posted by Cotjockey

Y'all are sick of looking at her hooha, ta-ta's & piss flaps, but I'm sick of looking at her friggin' BOOTS!!!

I know! If I had her money, I'd have a thousand pair of awesomely fabulous boots. I guess it's true, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but never the trailer park out of the girl.

[doriangray]

Originally Posted by Mel1973

It didn't get lost on me - I been using the shit outta that one! although, i think i've heard it referred to as "mud flaps" also - I like both terms, myself.

this is where i first heard the term. spinal tape:


Big Bottom
------Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[ByRDi]

OT, but I just wanted to say I love this forum. It takes time to ease into any group, and in this day and age groups can form online with people who have never met face to face. I am still getting to know everyone, but you all keep me laughing AND thinking. And yes, I hate every celebrity too and I'm 400 lbs and I eat ding dongs all day long. That's the REAL reason I'm here.

[WickedHo]

Originally Posted by Sweetie

I guess she's grown so she can choose to do as she likes but I just don't see how this is a poor choice. I am sure most women on the board have wore less at the beach than what she has on there.
I guess some just don't like her so anything she does is considered a poor choice.

It's a poor choice because it's a stupidly-posed, stupidly-lit, stupidly-staged, stupidly-clothed, un-sexy picture of some topless chick with flowers for pasties. What's the point of the picture? "Look at me! I said LOOK AT ME!!!!" The hat, the shades, the boots, how she's sitting on that rock, it all looks so DUMB and *NOT HOT*.

So, yeah. Britney Spears made yet another poor choice. Deal widdit.

Originally Posted by Sweetie

nor does your bank account = britney's either.
I guess her poor choices paid off.

What the fuck kind of logic is this???? Driving with her baby on her lap is ok because she's rich?? That's the kind of dumb shit I'd expect Twitney to say.

Originally Posted by Sweetie

I guess I forget on this board that most posters don't really like anyone that's famous. I guess I need to keep that in mind.

You don't know a damn thing about this board, newbie, so get over yourself.

[WickedHo]

Originally Posted by Novice

Funny I never saw her as a horticulturalist...

As the great Dorothy Parker said: You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

[Picara]

Originally Posted by WickedHo

As the great Dorothy Parker said: You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

Did she say that? She gave the best one liners. Love Dorothy.

[WickedHo]

Yeah, the challenge was to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence.