Britney Spears: Paris Hilton is my role model

[DitaPage*]

^Thats exactly what I think! And Paris actually looks better than Britney. You know the saying, keep your enemies close. Paris could be trying to bring down the competition since they're both pop stars.

[Beeyotch]

at "they're both pop stars."

Although I know what you mean, I wouldn't consider Banned a pop star. Attention-hungry fame whore celebrity and tabloid fodder, yes. Legitimate pop star, no.

[GoldDust77]

Shitney is out of her f*cking mind. (Like we didn't already know that!) But i really thought/hoped that she had grown at least a bit of a brain when she kicked K-Fed to the curb. --WRONG! She's as dumb & trashy as ever....if not WORSE! Shitney has shown the world once & for all, just what a trashy stupid irresponsible wreck she is.

Just a few weeks ago, when she finally kicked that slimeball out of her life, Britney had the world on her side. It was her chance to shine....to take advantage of all the positive media & good wishes people had for her, and to show the world she was taking control of her life & doing what's right/best for her & for her kids.... She really could have come out of this K-Fed split in a much more positive light than she's been seen in in a long time, and benefited so much from that. And instead of doing any of that, she COMPLETELY BLOWS IT.

I mean, the way she's handled herself in the past couple weeks has been, IMHO, a public-image disaster of diabolical proportions. At least during the K-Fed days, horrible as they were, we at least saw Shitney always with her kid(s). Now, not only is she trashy as ever, but she's portraying herself to the world as a shi*ty mother by being out partying EVERY SINGLE NIGHT...which is bad enough when you have 2 kids (one of whom is only 2 MONTHS old!!! )....But to be out partying with the pathetic coke-head, slutty, immature Parisite Hilton & Blowhan to boot??!!!?? Flashing your underwear-less vagina to the paparazzi while getting out of Parisite Hilton's car??!!!? Prancing around a nightclub WITH NO PANTS ON??!!!? Photographed leaning over, with no apparent underwear on (again), in a super-short trashy mini-dress, with her ASS EXPOSED for photographers??!!!? Prancing around in a dress slit down nearly to her navel with her big floppy fake t*ts exposed for the whole world??!!!? Photographed continuously chain-smoking & drinking alcohol??!!? Not to mention that unwashed-looking hair complete with grotesque extensions that look like they came from the Dollar Store! --And the rest of her inexplicably majorly UNKEMPT barf-inducing appearance.

Shitney's REALLY outdone herself with making her public image be as BAD as it could possibly be. At least in my humble opinion, her image has gone to new lows. To depths previously unheard of!

I NEVER thought i'd say these ludicrous words, but, honestly: K-Fed's bid for custody of the two boys suddenly doesn't sound quite as ridiculous anymore!

[UndercoverGator]

Wow, my first reaction was that we all needed to gang bitch slap Twitney but then I realized what all we're dealing with. Lifestyles and delusions of the nearly famous and very talentless. Take a look at the players.

Paris Hilton, a chica that chases fame and publicity like a crack ho chases dicks and rocks. If someone told Paris that freebasing a mixture of Cheer laundry soap mixed with baby aspirin off the nekkid corpse of Walt Disney while getting banged by a mule in a Tijuana sex show would get her on every newspaper in the world she'd be making a midnight run to buy the soap and lube before the words had left that person's mouth.

Elliot Mintz, star fucker extrodinare~! He fawned all over John Lennon and others for years before becoming Yoko Ono's go-fer/mouth piece. Not the most truthful of personages and coming at this with a big agenda. If he told me that the sky was blue I'd have to pull out a color chart and schematics to confirm it first before I'd believe him.

Deludenoids, all of them. Andy Warhol was right.

[bite me spidey]

I'm sorry I... wait... I can't hold it in.

[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by GoldDust77

Shitney is out of her f*cking mind. (Like we didn't already know that!) But i really thought/hoped that she had grown at least a bit of a brain when she kicked K-Fed to the curb. --WRONG! She's as dumb & trashy as ever....if not WORSE! Shitney has shown the world once & for all, just what a trashy stupid irresponsible wreck she is.

Just a few weeks ago, when she finally kicked that slimeball out of her life, Britney had the world on her side. It was her chance to shine....to take advantage of all the positive media & good wishes people had for her, and to show the world she was taking control of her life & doing what's right/best for her & for her kids.... She really could have come out of this K-Fed split in a much more positive light than she's been seen in in a long time, and benefited so much from that. And instead of doing any of that, she COMPLETELY BLOWS IT.

I mean, the way she's handled herself in the past couple weeks has been, IMHO, a public-image disaster of diabolical proportions. At least during the K-Fed days, horrible as they were, we at least saw Shitney always with her kid(s). Now, not only is she trashy as ever, but she's portraying herself to the world as a shi*ty mother by being out partying EVERY SINGLE NIGHT...which is bad enough when you have 2 kids (one of whom is only 2 MONTHS old!!! )....But to be out partying with the pathetic coke-head, slutty, immature Parisite Hilton & Blowhan to boot??!!!?? Flashing your underwear-less vagina to the paparazzi while getting out of Parisite Hilton's car??!!!? Prancing around a nightclub WITH NO PANTS ON??!!!? Photographed leaning over, with no apparent underwear on (again), in a super-short trashy mini-dress, with her ASS EXPOSED for photographers??!!!? Prancing around in a dress slit down nearly to her navel with her big floppy fake t*ts exposed for the whole world??!!!? Photographed continuously chain-smoking & drinking alcohol??!!? Not to mention that unwashed-looking hair complete with grotesque extensions that look like they came from the Dollar Store! --And the rest of her inexplicably majorly UNKEMPT barf-inducing appearance.

Shitney's REALLY outdone herself with making her public image be as BAD as it could possibly be. At least in my humble opinion, her image has gone to new lows. To depths previously unheard of!

I NEVER thought i'd say these ludicrous words, but, honestly: K-Fed's bid for custody of the two boys suddenly doesn't sound quite as ridiculous anymore!

Amen to every single sentence you wrote, Goldie! She blew it, she blew it, she blew it. She even had ME on her side for the two minutes between filing for divorce and hooking up with banned. I have always been anything but a fan. She could have had it all. Instead, she decides to flash her ass and her cootchie.
If I was the judge who has to decide who to give custody, I'd be at a complete loss.

[DitaPage*]

Golddust your post made me almost choke on my food, hilarious!!!!!

[varty]

Role model ??? Paris ???

[Novice]

Originally Posted by varty

Role model ??? Paris ???

For trannies, maybe.....

Where is Britney's mum? Doesn't she usually wade in and sort out whatever mess Brit has dumped herself in....? (I thought that was the best bit about Britney! Her sensible mum waiting to beat some sense in to her head!

[mistify]

Maybe they are havin a go at it sexually. Does Paris like girls???
Wasn't Kevin going to spill that Twitney likes girls?

[sweetrebel]

They are licking cootchies. Bet ya.

Originally Posted by sluce

I am surprised Banned hangs out with Brit since Brit is prettier and makes Benned look even more homely!!

Not lately. Have you seen the pics? It's a sad day when PH looks classy-and beside Brit lately, she has been the classier of the two...

[Laurent]

Brit and Paris are now comfortably ensconced at Britney's house in Malibu, so they can have more quality time while Britney looks after her two boys.

So, they're living together now?

[zillah.]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Well, I think the only genuine thing Paris is contributing to Britney's life is some good sapphic foolin' around. Which is gross considering the two people involved. But hey at least that contains the STD's somewhat.

Wasn't there an item about K-Fed threatening to go public with Brit's desire to be with a woman?

[DitaPage*]

They're both bisexual, I put my life on it. Paris could even be full on lesbian. I know she has that tape, but we all know she would do ANYTHING for publicity, even if it was something she had no interest in. And Nick Carter said Paris wasn't even interested in sex, maybe thats true. Maybe shes totally into women.

[moomies]

If you watch Paris' sex tape, you'll see that she really doesn't look too interested in sex. She seems all frigid, it was the most boring thing I had ever seen.

Was Brit ever rumoured to have herpes? If they are licking each others cooters as some suggest...plus, Brit had C-section 2ice right? Hmmm...