It's a fucking privilege to be a mother. Honestly, she seems more attached to those putrid brown boots she can't seem to pry off her stanky feet than her two little children. I personally hope that she never entertains the idea of having more kids. Especially when she meets the next "love of her life" --or decides that she wants a little girl to play Barbies with and play dress ups with. I don't even hope that she buys a dog. I think she should get a Cabbage Patch Doll and play with that until the impulse passes.