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Thread: Brad Pitt purchases herbal mix used as a “natural Viagra”

  1. November 10th, 2006, 10:44 AM #16
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    Maniston : I'd have kids except my ovaries dried up as soon they found out I was going to be the mother and oh yeah I have a empty CUNT THAT NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK.

    It's "AN empty cunt"
    as opposed to AJ's cunt which is usually chock full of various cocks....
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Maniston : I'd have kids except my ovaries dried up as soon they found out I was going to be the mother and oh yeah I have a empty CUNT THAT NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK.

    It's "AN empty cunt"
    as opposed to AJ's cunt which is usually chock full of various cocks....



    Nice one Mel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Maniston : I'd have kids except my ovaries dried up as soon they found out I was going to be the mother and oh yeah I have a empty CUNT THAT NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK.

    It's "AN empty cunt"
    as opposed to AJ's cunt which is usually chock full of various cocks....

    You are so funny.
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    I must be tired because I read the title as "Brad Pitt purchases herbal mix used as natural vagina". :0
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  5. November 10th, 2006, 01:22 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitelite View Post
    national enquirer as the source huh? you can do better than that.
    Oh my fricken God! YOU of all people questioning the veracity of other poster's sources when yours themselves are SHIT-and that is when you bother to even post them! Take yer damn meds!
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    The first XXXX refers to Maniston's cooch. The second word refers how no one wants to fuck it.

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  7. November 10th, 2006, 04:02 PM #22
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    ^^Thanks for the explanation...us "idiots" around here need an explantion. Your humor is waaay over our heads. So delightful.

    I'd fuck her. Angelina's "vageen" is like a wizards sleeve
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Thanks for the explanation...us "idiots" around here need an explantion. Your humor is waaay over our heads. So delightful.

    I'd fuck her. Angelina's "vageen" is like a wizards sleeve
    I'd fuck her too. Angelina's pum pum is a big dark hole of an abyss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitelite View Post
    The first XXXX refers to Maniston's cooch. The second word refers how no one wants to fuck it.

    Yeah, you're so considerate to explain your obscenities to us. Thanks a bunch!
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    Hey, unless you're pushing natural viagra, get the hell outta this thread, spammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geftInfetrant View Post
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    No. No I'm not.
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