Brad Pitt jealous of Angelina Jolie's bodyguard

[lovely bones]

Originally Posted by ultrafabviolet

Brad is not the first, neither is he likely to be the last--that is, so long as there is a married man on the planet.

On the upside, Brad will soon be able to commiserate with Billy Bob and Johnny Lee, et al. Nice.

Oh ya; it's over except for the shoutin'.

Through the snowflakes in my crystal orb I see an announcement by Labor day.

Vi

[ultrafabviolet]

You know, something about that photo just didn't feel right to me, so I gave it second look.

I used my hyper-advanced digital sub-atomic particle discernation mapping software program to isolate and enhance the face. The result speaks for itself:



The "godfather" thing is the least of Brad's "issues." He unwittingly married Aerosmith's lead singer! OMG!

DUPED!

Vi

[Bellatheball]

^^ Which is ironic because Steven Tyler is on Jennifer Aniston's "list" of men she could do while married.