The Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie jungle sex is back

**darksithbunny** · May 29th, 2007, 10:01 AM

Sometimes I look at this shit and think, why in the hell am I even wasting my life on this crap? I guess it's because I know everyone in Hollyweird has got something wrong with them and it makes me feel normal.

**tiggle** · May 29th, 2007, 10:28 AM

I agree it gets very tiresome to see Jennifer Anniston dragged into every Brad/Angelina post. That was a lifetime ago. I'm pretty sure she's moved on. Some people on here should do the same..

As for who would be better in bed:
Jennifer is probably very limber (yoga) , so if I were a man I would go with Jennifer. With Angelina I would be afraid to break off a limb, she's so skinny.
But hey, that's just me.

**Novice** · May 29th, 2007, 10:29 AM

Pitt & Jolie?

Can anyone say "over-exposed"?

Bringing Anniston in to it each time?

**Just Kill Me** · May 29th, 2007, 11:10 AM

I think they are a hot couple and they rock; just chill on the adoptions for a while. They're fucking awesome!

**RevellingInSane** · May 29th, 2007, 11:22 AM

Jungle boogie..bror bror...jungle boogie

Anywho.

This writer should be embarrassed enough to find another job.

What next? They will report on the toilet paper she uses and her technique for wiping her butt? She isn't that interesting.

**KrisNine** · May 29th, 2007, 11:42 AM

It's been my experience that most people that ooze sexiness and sex appeal are LAME in the sack. Also, people that work sex into every conversation (like some people did in the past) tend to be making up for their short-comings.

**texlux** · May 29th, 2007, 11:45 AM

I think they're putting on quite a show for the paps to counteract those nasty break up rumors.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · May 29th, 2007, 11:47 AM

Jungle sex? who the hell knows they may have gone home and watched back to back episodes of Law and Order.

Who knows, who cares.

**Novice** · May 29th, 2007, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

who the hell knows they may have gone home and watched back to back episodes of Law and Order.

dubbed into french, so their mouths move but different works come out.... LOL

**KrisNine** · May 29th, 2007, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

Jungle sex? who the hell knows they may have gone home and watched back to back episodes of Law and Order.

Who knows, who cares.

Or read a book and used those earplugs from the concierge....

**NoNoRehab** · May 29th, 2007, 11:59 AM

Ha ha, I knew this was Lainey before I even saw her name. She writes these types of posts about the Beckhams, too - and who the hell gets turned on by THAT sexless couple? A wife who starves herself to death because her husband cheats on her constantly? Maybe that's her weakness and why she's over the moon for Brangelina? She gets her jollies watching skinny anorexic bitches with pretty boy husbands who cheat?

I'm certain Lainey is not getting any from her husband.

**Chilly Willy** · May 29th, 2007, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

Sometimes I look at this shit and think, why in the hell am I even wasting my life on this crap? I guess it's because I know everyone in Hollyweird has got something wrong with them and it makes me feel normal.

Amen, darkshitbunny. (Sorry, I just love your new nickname

)

**Lily** · May 29th, 2007, 12:31 PM

It's been my experience that most people that ooze sexiness and sex appeal are LAME in the sack. Also, people that work sex into every conversation (like some people did in the past) tend to be making up for their short-comings.

Mine too. I don't understand the fascination with Jolie and Pitt. Neither are good actors, she's insane and both are narcissistic. Uninteresting.

**kingcap72** · May 29th, 2007, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

This has been done to death and it is old and annoying. And that last sentence was completely uncalled for ... the woman's husband - fucking pathetic loser that he is - cheated on her. How can you even say something like that?

Oh come on. This whole Jennifer Aniston is the victim act is so overplayed it's ridiculous. When did Jennifer become the victim? Because she and Brad were married? But here's the thing. Angelina DID NOT STEAL Brad from Jennifer. Period. You can't steal someone's husband or wife, that person leaves or stays willingly. Now that's not to say that I condone people cheating, because I don't, but it happens for a variety of reasons.

If Brad and Jennifer's marriage was on such solid ground, then Brad wouldn't have hooked up with Angelina to begin with. And even Jennifer has said that there were problems before Brad and Angelina filmed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And just like it takes two people to make a marriage work, it takes two people to end it.

I never understood why so many women have this hate on for Angelina. It doesn't make any sense. Jennifer is no saint or victim, and neither or Brad and Angelina. They are all adults who have made choices and moved on. So, maybe it's time that all the Angelina haters moved on and let it go too. Just my two cents.