Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson are at war - Page 2

Beeyotch · September 28th, 2006, 08:08 AM

Look at how happy Ashlee is next to her deranged/drugged/haggard/busted-looking sister!

waikiki · November 20th, 2006, 04:19 PM

My hamster has a bigger brain.

And he didn't have a nose job.

Skiminims · December 1st, 2006, 05:48 PM

Whyyy would ANYONE want to be like Jessica? Sure, she's got looks, but no matter how hard her father tries to tell us how bright she is, I can't help but think of how many dumb ass comments she's made. Chicken of the Sea anyone? :/

limey · December 1st, 2006, 10:14 PM

I just keep hoping that they will both just fade away into obscurity. I'm actually thinking it might happen because I'm reading about them less and less these days. (Keeping my fingers crossed - next up is Paris, Lindsay and Britney!)

khaebs · December 2nd, 2006, 05:33 PM

I think people are being too hard on these girls. As far as Ashley contradicting herself, yeah, so? I dare one person on here to say they've never contradicted themselves before. And putting her down for changing styles? I don't see what's wrong with changing your hair color and your clothes every now and then. People would put her down if she never changed styles (she's too boring).
As for Jessica, yes she said stupid things. Who here hasn't? I remember one time when I was really stressed out, I calculated 10 X 10 to be 1000. Okay, that's pretty idiotic. But I'm not stupid, I just made a mistake. Imagine if I had done that on TV, I would have been crucified! People make mistakes, especially under pressure.
Anyway, I will get off my soap box now. I just think it would be good if people ease off these two a little bit.
PS I am not a fan of either.

GoldDust77 · December 11th, 2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Look at how happy Ashlee is next to her deranged/drugged/haggard/busted-looking sister!

Oh my GAWD, this picture of Messica is HIDEOUS!!!!

It really accentuates her tranny-ish HOMELINESS. She looks like a FREAK, with a very "askew"-looking, busted-up face. Boy, is she ugly.

I can't either of them, but if i had to pick a *favorite* between Asslee & Messica, it would definitely be Asslee--just because Messica was favored so heavily by their perverted creep of a father. I'm glad that Asslee's career has actually come out on top. And look at this picture--Asslee is now SO MUCH PRETTIER than Messica! I bet that burns Messica's ass so bad... HAHAHA. (NOT a fan of Messica Simpson--can you tell??

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konga · December 11th, 2006, 09:38 PM

Jessica simpson is not too good these days

Egolita · December 18th, 2006, 09:15 PM

so... chicken of the sea... i had never heard of that brand or whatever before jessica. that's tuna right? if it is. how stupid to name it chicken of the sea. i don't get it. i would think it was chicken too. i don't know, it is called chicken! now if she ATE it, and didnt realize it was fish, that would be stupid.

greeneyedbeauty · December 20th, 2006, 01:47 PM

Jessica sucks, she needs to get that asshole chin fixed too.

Voodoo Child · December 20th, 2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

Oh gosh, what side to pick??? hmmmmmm.......don't really care actually......

What Lynnie said!

PinkCadillac · December 23rd, 2006, 09:20 AM

Both of them are losers

ByRDi · January 22nd, 2007, 07:10 PM

I REALLY do not care about these two talentless twits, but I do have to say, Ashlee has ALWAYS been prettier, even pre-nose job. I just hate how she always preached to enjoy who you are, inside and out, and then the next month she changed her nose. I HATE my nose, but after 20 years, it's a part of me.

JuicyLucy · January 22nd, 2007, 07:22 PM

Look at the beak on that bird. Is this after Ashlee's nose job?
She doesn't have much going for her talent wise or lookswise. No wonder Joe favors Jessica. Ashlee will never compare, nomatter how much money she'll spend on plastic surgery. Jessica will still be the prettier, more famous older sister and Ashlee will still be Joe's little mistake. I strongly dislike her. I think she's a rude, spoiled little brat who happens to be hideous aswell. I mean, between her screw up on SNL and the Mcdonalds incident, I think she's a family embarressment. How on earth could anyone think Ashlee was prettier? It's like choosing salisbury steak over Filet Mignon not that i'd go so far as to call Jessica that but to each their own I guess. And if after 20 years you still haven't grown to love yourself or nose, change it.

ByRDi · January 23rd, 2007, 12:01 AM

Was that last post directed at me? Are you suggesting, because I have never been completely satisfied with a body part (but realize now it's ME), I should have plastic surgery? Or was that about Asslee? Seriously though, what was the McDonald's incident?

JuicyLucy · January 23rd, 2007, 12:36 AM

I meant if YOU are not happy with your nose or feel insecure because of it, you could always do something about it. I'm not saying (Suggesting) you nessacarily should or need to. But it's an option. Ashlee felt she needed it, and i'm not going to lie and say she had a beautiful nose before. And you haven't heard about the Mcdonalds incident? There's a Youtube link somewhere on this forumn of it. I'll try and find it again, or if someone else knows more about it they could inform you.