Anna Nicole Smith had another son?!

[LynnieD]

Wow.....just wow. That's pretty detailed stuff. And I am totally digging this new twist....awesome!!! Feel bad for the kid though, if it's true.

She was one hell of a trainwreck.

[KrisNine]

They rarely left the townhouse-style dwelling, having room service bring them champagne, oysters, steak, anything they wanted. At one point, Smith had a yen for fried chicken, so she sent her limo driver in search of a KFC. He returned with five buckets of Extra Crispy, and container after container of mashed potatoes with gravy — a fave of Smith's. (At one point, she smeared potatoes and gravy all over Soto's privates and licked them off.) Soto noticed strains of racism in Smith's attraction to him, but he was having too good a time to refuse her demands.

"At first, it was all in fun," Soto details. "She'd call my you-know-what her 'tomahawk,' her 'wooden Indian,' or 'big wampum.' Sometimes she'd ask me to do a war dance naked with this feather from one of her dresses stuck in my baseball cap. I tried to tell her that the Tohono O'odham don't wear feathers, but she didn't care. She thought it was funny, and it turned her on, so I did it, though I have no idea if our people even have a war dance."

Come on....mashed potatoes and gravy on his "privates"

[Chalet]

[MgMMD]

They should check her other kids Birth Certificates.
Anna Nicole Smith was her stage name. Hugh Heffner called her Vicki...maybe she used her birth on legal documents?

See I watch CSI Miami...lol

[Bellatheball]

I could have lived another 70 years without hearing about the mashed potatoes and ax wound.

This sounds hilarious though...like black comedy staring Ben Stiller and Kate Hudson or something.

[Born In A Brothel]

Originally Posted by MgMMD

They should check her other kids Birth Certificates.
Anna Nicole Smith was her stage name. Hugh Heffner called her Vicki...maybe she used her birth on legal documents?

See I watch CSI Miami...lol

I'm pretty sure she would have to use her legal name on documents such as birth certificates. I haven't seen Dannielynn's, but I'm sure it's out there.

Hey at least they left off her signature so they didn't necessarily cross the forgery line here.

[southernbelle]

I still can't decide if I believe this, but I do think the boy looks like Daniel and Dannielynn.

[Voodoo Child]

I believe this story. I just hope that picture of ANS shaving Howard's butt never see's the light of day!

[AliceInWonderland]

Originally Posted by Voodoo Child

I believe this story. I just hope that picture of ANS shaving Howard's butt never see's the light of day!

but thats the best part!

[sweetness]

She was out of the spotlight for a great while. Still not sure if it's true, but it's entirely possible. Hate to say it, but I really could see her calling him all those names and saying all that silly shit with her being so wacky and all.

[queenb3577]

WOW...that article was the funniest thing I've read in a while. I don't know if I believe it but it's funny....also, at least he's not claiming to be Dannielynn's father..

[Born In A Brothel]

He might as well. Whats he got to lose.

[Picara]

Wouldn't it be interesting if this guy got custody of Dannilynne like Bob Geldof got custody of Tigerlily. Maybe that couldn't happen in the States though. I suppose if no one is proven to be the father, she'll go to Virgie.

[darksithbunny]

This has to be fake.

[Mira]

I don't believe this story. and holy Shite I just did the math.... my church group used to go to Sells, Arizona every Easter vacation to work on the church on the res... this guy (kid) would have been there when I was there... creepy.