Al and Star Getting Divorced? - Page 2

LynnieD · February 7th, 2006, 08:30 PM

Well, according to numerous sources (Dlisted specifically) it's all nothing. As a previous poster indicated, Star had a rash or some shit on her finger so she took off the wedding ring.
As much as I would LOVE for this to be true, I highly doubt. At least for NOW.....we all know it's coming--I'll go out on a limb and say that the breakup will be right before the prenup states he'll get more money if they continue to stay together......

VelcroJumper · February 7th, 2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

Well, according to numerous sources (Dlisted specifically) it's all nothing. As a previous poster indicated, Star had a rash or some shit on her finger so she took off the wedding ring.
As much as I would LOVE for this to be true, I highly doubt. At least for NOW.....we all know it's coming--I'll go out on a limb and say that the breakup will be right before the prenup states he'll get more money if they continue to stay together......

I was just about to agree with this and then something occurred to me. Star was/is so obviously desperate to be married, she wouldn't hesitate to pay BGA the extra dough to stay married to her. She would rather die than be the first one to end her "marriage". Unless, of course, it would garner her some sympathy.

LynnieD · February 7th, 2006, 08:44 PM

^^Because we certainly all know, it's all about Star, all the time!!!!

She won't ALLOW him to leave I'm sure, whether they hate each other or not. I would go as far to say that she would stay married to that 'man' only so she wouldn't have to face the music on her show.....or in the press. Simply because she's making such an ass of herself about how great he is, the sex, how profoundly her life has changed since meeting him, etc. I'd bet the house on that....

ediebrooks · February 7th, 2006, 09:00 PM

If Star and Al get a divorce, I can just see Star bashing Al on "The View":"That fag! That asshole!"

VelcroJumper · February 7th, 2006, 09:06 PM

Instead of divorce, Star could just eat Al, then claim he went missing on a mountain-climbing trip or something. No one would be the wiser.

ediebrooks · February 7th, 2006, 09:13 PM

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Instead of divorce, Star could just eat Al, then claim he went missing on a mountain-climbing trip or something. No one would be the wiser.

And then years later he turns up as a bartender at some gay nightspot. How would Star explain that? Maybe that time she would have moved on to "Beard Number 2".

alcohol the honey · February 7th, 2006, 09:16 PM

I think they'll stick together because they need the company. Like watching movies, eating popcorns and going to the spa together. I can't imagine them having sex

ediebrooks · February 7th, 2006, 09:23 PM

Maybe they will have their own talk show someday.

ohmygoodness · February 7th, 2006, 09:29 PM

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Maybe they will have their own talk show someday.

Oh God NO!

Grimmlok · February 7th, 2006, 09:39 PM

Shamu already has a show at SeaWorld.

ediebrooks · February 7th, 2006, 09:41 PM

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Shamu already has a show at SeaWorld.

olivia720 · February 7th, 2006, 10:59 PM

what a waste of an expensive cheesy wedding website if they do break up! oh wait, their actual wedding was cheese too.

Laurent · February 7th, 2006, 11:03 PM

Star is this decade's Kathy Lee Gifford.

KL gushed about her marriage to Frank Gifford and how perfect it was on Regis & KL every day. She got hers when good 'ol Frank was busted on camera hooking up with another woman.