Britney Spears thinks she was a dog in a past life

**muchlove** · January 30th, 2006, 02:14 PM

Pop tart Britney Spears is convinced she was a sheep dog in her past life.
Despite being brought up as a good ‘Christian girl’ Britters has spent the last couple of years dabbling in various religious beliefs.

She even has her baby son Sean Preston take part in a celebration ceremony at her local Hindu temple in Malibu.

Britney has also attended several reincarnation sessions with Edgar Cayce, a Hindu psychic master that have helped her regress to her past lives which have led her to believes she was a dog in a former life.

A source told the Daily Star: “Britney’s fascinated by the Hindu concept that we are all born as different people or animals depending on how good or bad we were in our previous lives.

“Britney says she actually had flashbacks of being a Shetland sheepdog.

“And she reckons her bossiness is a by products of her days pushing sheep around!”

Blame it on the dogs Britney!

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**reptilian** · January 30th, 2006, 02:17 PM

Her past life? God, she's a dog in this lifetime.

**SammysMom** · January 30th, 2006, 02:29 PM

MMM a sheepdog. If I was a dog in a past life I want it to have been a Dashshund, a black short-haired.

**travelbug** · January 30th, 2006, 02:38 PM

Damn, she's never going to make a comeback. It's bad enough she let herself go, married trailer park scum and had a baby, but now she's even blabbing about being a dog. Yeah, Britney, you are gonna make the guys sooo hot with that!

**Elisa** · January 30th, 2006, 04:31 PM

This girl just knows how to open herself up to ridicule!

**NurseNoir** · January 30th, 2006, 04:53 PM

She talked with Edgar Cayce?? Hasn't he been dead for a while now? Oh, sorry... obviously he spoke to her from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!
She needs to stay home and guard her son's earlobes!

**muchlove** · January 30th, 2006, 06:53 PM

You know, that was my first thought too... "isn't he dead?" But meh, whatever.

Edit: I think, if anything, she went to one of the Cayce centers where they do readings and regressions (I believe such a thing exists).

**pacific breeze** · January 30th, 2006, 06:57 PM

She has the intelligence of a sheep dog NOW...

**CherryDarling** · January 30th, 2006, 07:35 PM

First it was Kabbalah, then Hinduism, now she's into Edgar Cayce? She's so pathetic...

Oh, and a dog in a past life...um, yeah...that shows her vast amount of brilliance.

**malibuman** · January 30th, 2006, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by pacific breeze

She has the intelligence of a sheep dog NOW...

Well to be honest, a sheep dog is not as dumb as her.

**Sojiita** · January 30th, 2006, 11:56 PM

^^beat me to it! That was a terrible thing to say PB...about the sheepdog that is...

**buttmunch** · January 31st, 2006, 03:09 AM

IT's just such an easy target.

**olivia720** · January 31st, 2006, 03:55 AM

no one is ever going to take her seriously again if she keeps this shit up.

*what do you mean again???*

**MrsDark** · January 31st, 2006, 06:57 AM

Oh this one is just TOO easy!

One way she's dumb like a dog in this life: No matter how many times she gets *smacked* (i.e. humiliated) in the face by her master (Kevin) she always runs eagerly panting back to him!