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    Pop tart Britney Spears is convinced she was a sheep dog in her past life.
    Despite being brought up as a good ‘Christian girl’ Britters has spent the last couple of years dabbling in various religious beliefs.

    She even has her baby son Sean Preston take part in a celebration ceremony at her local Hindu temple in Malibu.

    Britney has also attended several reincarnation sessions with Edgar Cayce, a Hindu psychic master that have helped her regress to her past lives which have led her to believes she was a dog in a former life.

    A source told the Daily Star: “Britney’s fascinated by the Hindu concept that we are all born as different people or animals depending on how good or bad we were in our previous lives.

    Britney says she actually had flashbacks of being a Shetland sheepdog.

    “And she reckons her bossiness is a by products of her days pushing sheep around!”

    Blame it on the dogs Britney!
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    Default Re: Britney Spears thinks she was a dog in a past life

    Her past life? God, she's a dog in this lifetime.
    my moral standing is falling down

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    MMM a sheepdog. If I was a dog in a past life I want it to have been a Dashshund, a black short-haired.

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    Damn, she's never going to make a comeback. It's bad enough she let herself go, married trailer park scum and had a baby, but now she's even blabbing about being a dog. Yeah, Britney, you are gonna make the guys sooo hot with that!

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    This girl just knows how to open herself up to ridicule!

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    She talked with Edgar Cayce?? Hasn't he been dead for a while now? Oh, sorry... obviously he spoke to her from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!
    She needs to stay home and guard her son's earlobes!
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    Default Re: Britney Spears thinks she was a dog in a past life

    You know, that was my first thought too... "isn't he dead?" But meh, whatever.

    Edit: I think, if anything, she went to one of the Cayce centers where they do readings and regressions (I believe such a thing exists).

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    Default Re: Britney Spears thinks she was a dog in a past life

    She has the intelligence of a sheep dog NOW...

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    First it was Kabbalah, then Hinduism, now she's into Edgar Cayce? She's so pathetic...

    Oh, and a dog in a past life...um, yeah...that shows her vast amount of brilliance.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears thinks she was a dog in a past life

    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze
    She has the intelligence of a sheep dog NOW...
    Well to be honest, a sheep dog is not as dumb as her.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears thinks she was a dog in a past life

    ^^beat me to it! That was a terrible thing to say PB...about the sheepdog that is...

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    IT's just such an easy target.
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    no one is ever going to take her seriously again if she keeps this shit up.








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    Oh this one is just TOO easy!

    One way she's dumb like a dog in this life: No matter how many times she gets *smacked* (i.e. humiliated) in the face by her master (Kevin) she always runs eagerly panting back to him!
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    ^^ Thats exactly the image I had in my mind.
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