Paris Hilton didn't know London is in the UK and thinks all Europeans speak French

[MaryJane]

AIRHEAD Paris Hilton has revealed she did not know LONDON was in the United Kingdom.

The daft blonde blurted out the admission in a statement for a £5.7million US libel case.

Her catalogue of dumb answers in the witness box gave a fascinating insight into the tiny mind of the hotel heiress, who stands to inherit £30million.

Paris revealed she can’t NAME some of her friends, and thinks everyone in Europe speaks FRENCH.

The American It-girl is accused of planting a false story in the New York Post.

It suggested Zeta Graff started a row with her in a London club last June and was thrown out.

Graff, 35, once dated Ms Hilton’s former boyfriend Paris Latsis, 26.

Ms Hilton was asked if the story appeared in the UK.

She replied: “No. There is stuff in London.”

When informed by her lawyer London was in the UK, Paris said: “Right. UK. Whatever.”

She told a pre-trial hearing she was in Europe last summer and did not know if the story appeared there, because “all there is, like, French”.

Paris, 24, also said: “I meet so many people. I don’t even know some of my friends’ names.”

Pressed for the name of a pal, Paris said: “It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas.”

Explaining how the row with Ms Graff began, Paris told the court: “I just said to her, she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that, I just — what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all.”

She was asked about an email she sent her publicist Rob Shutner, which is said to praise him for placing the story.

Paris replied: “Whatever I write in email, it doesn’t mean anything. It’s just words that I write.”

Graff’s case against Paris may go before a jury later this year.

thesun.co.uk

[Cate]

She deserves to lose- just for being stupid. It's like a dummy fine.

[Space Cadet]

I read part of the deposition, it was on Page Six, and it was funny....you almost feel sorry for how much of a dodo head she is...

I said almost......

[pacific breeze]

Lots of rich people are educated in the finest schools so that they can run companies, contribute to society, manage their fortune -- all kinds of reasons. She is more the exception than the rule.

[Grimmlok]

I would be mortified to admit I had raised such an idiot if I was her father.

[varty]

This is so Paris!! I´m from Sweden (that´s in Europe by the way) and I don´t speak French!!

[ray shawn]

I hope this shit is made up. That statement sounds too ignorant to be true. I hope this well traveled, well educated woman is not that ignorant.

[LunaShar]

Oh, Jesus.....
This bitch is retarded, definetley.