January 26th, 2006, 01:31 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Friend of Gossip Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the new casino
Posts: 4,732
|
I think she's smoking, but she asked for it:
Quote:
Sharon Stone slams America for forgetting her pussy
Former movie star SHARON STONE, whose sensational nude body
was on display in some of the 1990s' worst movies, has launched a
scathing attack on her native America, insisting the nation isn't showing
enough interest in Basic Instinct 2: Vaginas with Teeth.
The 47-year-old beauty is horrified by the lack of support for her
last-ditch effort to steal the spotlight away from hotter, semi-nude starlets
half her age, and condemns her fellow countrymen for their ingratitude over her
leg-crossing scene in the original film.
"You bastards!" she screamed from a hotel balcony at indifferent rush-hour traffic. "Have you forgotten my heavenly womanhood?! Most of you hadn't
even SEEN a pussy before mine! Losers!"
After some zoloft, she added, "There is this feeling that l'il ol' Sharon has gone away and I haven't. In downtown Los Angeles there are two whole streets of homeless people who claim to have
no knowledge that I even MAKE movies. What have they been doing with
all their money, smoking dope?"
At this point she abruptly scissor-kicked her legs around a male reporter's
head in an attempt to pull it into her pussy, and Ms. Stone had to be
restrained by police. The reporter escaped with only minor lacerations.
|
__________________
♫ÀàâäçÉéèêë`ï î½ñÕôöøü ∴|| • ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ £$¢¥ -4°C©®™¹ ² ³
|
|
|