Eminem sells wedding photos

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 03:46 AM

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AMERICAN President GEORGE BUSH once described EMINEM as: “The most dangerous threat to American children since polio.”
But sickly wedding snap on the front page of a glossy mag is enough to make adults and children alike feel ill.

MARSHALL MATHERS III is supposed to be the coolest rapper in history.

He shunned the bright lights of Hollywood to stick by his “dirt poor white trash” roots in Detroit.

And until this glaring blip, he had refused to embrace the showbiz trappings his amazing music career deserves.

But Eminem, aka Slim Shady, has dented his credibility beyond repair by cashing in on his wedding snaps.

And as I am a fan of his music, I have to say I’m gutted.

He looks like a prize pillock with a layer of foundation thicker than the 8 Mile strip in Detroit.

He even appears to have curled his eyelashes and applied lippy.

If he comes back from his self-imposed chart exile, I reckon Selling Out would be an apt title for his first single.

Even more embarrassingly, he joins a shameful list of celebs who have flogged their wedding pics at the expense of taste and decency.

Who could forget ANTHEA TURNER, TRACY SHAW and ALEX BEST? I’ve tried hard to banish those horrific images from my mind.

Slim also appears to be oblivious to the magazine’s famous curse. A long list of couples have split — some even before the hefty cheque cleared.

Footie wildman PAUL GASCOIGNE parted from missus SHERYL, KIEFER SUTHERLAND and JULIA ROBERTS went their separate ways and PAMELA ANDERSON and TOMMY LEE lasted about a week after sharing an awful photo spread with us.

It’s hardly as if Em needs this marriage to fail again.

After all, it’s the second time Slim has wed KIM SCOTT. They divorced in 2001.

But maybe the cash will come in handy to help remove the tattoo on his belly.

I can’t imagine Kim will want to cuddle up to: “Kim, Rot In Pieces” every night

pic and story here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2006040234,00.html

SVZ · January 26th, 2006, 05:42 AM

I thought the most dangerous thread to american children was Bin Laden? And then weapons of mass destruction, and then Iraq.

And yes lol! he does look like he's wearing makeup, but his eyelashes were always naturally curly.

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 05:53 AM

The biggest threat to American children is having that twat in the White House, slowly whittling away thier civil liberties and brain washing them into thinking that being an uninformed liar with a bad attitude is something to aspire to.

SVZ · January 26th, 2006, 05:54 AM

no, the biggest threat is that eminem who's a homophobic dude is wearing makeup.

think how confused all those illiterate public schooled children will be

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 05:57 AM

Seriously. Since they can't read they can only look at pics and boy, oh boy, wait till all those boys start sporting Dior Red!

SVZ · January 26th, 2006, 05:58 AM

how will they know it's dior if they can't read?!?!!

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 05:59 AM

OH MY GOD! They might actually wear store brand lipstick! GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

SVZ · January 26th, 2006, 05:59 AM

they're doomed.

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 06:01 AM

I weep for the future...

SVZ · January 26th, 2006, 06:02 AM

i would do, but then my dior mascara would run.

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 06:36 AM

Thank the stars above you got that poncy education and are able to not only read mascara but spell it as well.

moomies · January 26th, 2006, 06:45 AM

OMG guys!!

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 06:59 AM

Glad to be of service, moomies. I'm feeling wildly anarchic today.

dakodas · January 26th, 2006, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SVZ

i would do, but then my dior mascara would run.

I love DiorShow but how it DOES flake and run! I have switched to YSL Faux Cils most days.

buttmunch · January 26th, 2006, 07:23 AM

Well, my oh my, another poncy type barges in!! I prefer good old fashioned Loreal Voluminous. gives my lashes that extra thick look I love without going spidery.