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    Default Ashton Kutcher....the new Mary Kate???

    This is a weird and stupid article , but its turning up alot of places so i thought i would post.



    Ashton & Demi's Lettuce Dinner
    Plus: Get the gossip on Jude Law, Sienna Miller and Nicole Richie
    Wednesday Jan 18, 2006 6:00am EST

    Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
    CREDIT: JIM SPELLMAN / WIREIMAGE
    Ashton Kutcher is eating light – and leafy – these days. When the actor and wife Demi Moore stopped in to Superior's Steakhouse in Shreveport, La., he eschewed the prime rib and filet mignon for a meal of lettuce (yes, you read that right). "He asked for a wedge salad, no dressing, completely dry," says Joel Wilemon, a bartender at the eatery. "That's basically a quarter-head of lettuce." Moore's appetite was heartier and she indulged in a steak dinner.

    Maybe the Punk'd star is slimming down for his action-adventure film The Guardian, which he's filming in Shreveport. Meanwhile, Moore is there shooting the comedy Chlorine with David Arquette, and the newlyweds are renting a house in an upscale neighborhood.
    from www.People.com
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    Default Re: Ashton Kutcher....the new MaryKate???

    I could swear I read some place that Demi doesn't eat any meat or even cooked veggies...only raw ones.

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    If you're gonna eat only iceberg lettuce you might as well just order a glass of water, that's about all it's good for.

    I love it too though, Frank. Very yummy w/salsa.

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    Default Re: Ashton Kutcher....the new MaryKate???

    Quote Originally Posted by tiki
    Whats this have to do with Mary Kate?
    Because he's going to look like a skinny bag lady pretty soon? I hope he starts wearing huge baggy clothes, big hats, carrying the coffee and cigarette... the whole nine yards.

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    Default Re: Ashton Kutcher....the new Mary Kate???

    The only purpose iceburg lettuce serves is to carry the dressing from the bowl to your mouth.

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    Default Re: Ashton Kutcher....the new Mary Kate???

    I love salads. But I hate iceberg lettuce. No flavor, for one thing. The greener the leaves the better, IMO.

    If Demi decides that eating raw batshit is good for their health then guess what mamma and her bitchboy will be ordering then?
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    ^^

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    Default Re: Ashton Kutcher....the new Mary Kate???

    It was meant to reference her eating disorder.....bad taste? Perhaps. I can't be as witty as the rest of the posters, so sue me.
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