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Old January 12th, 2006, 04:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Actor JOAQUIN PHOENIX is having problems finding a girlfriend, because all his potential dates research him first.

The Hollywood star, who dated LIV TYLER in the late 1990s, hates sharing a meal or drink with an attractive lady who knows everything about him, thanks to the media and internet.

He explains, "I met a girl recently and we were out at dinner and suddenly she announces, 'I'm vegan.' I knew that was purely for my benefit because she got the information from a magazine and thought that was what she should say so we had something in common.

"You can see why meeting new people is so awkward. Normal things, like, 'Are you parents together?' they already know. If I could make films and never do interviews or have my photo taken, I'd do it."
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Old January 12th, 2006, 04:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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awwww. i'll be you're girlfriend....actually no i don't think i will.
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Old January 12th, 2006, 11:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well I guess I'll go out with him. But just cause I feel sorry for the guy, no other reason whatsoever.
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Old January 12th, 2006, 11:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Gorgeous man but he is kinda strange. Seems rather tortured. Guess I'll have to pass
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Old January 12th, 2006, 11:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Id be his girlfriend but Im married and homey dont play that way. Though Id take him weirdness, tortured and all.
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Old January 12th, 2006, 11:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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oh oh oh I will take him, he is my fantasy guy!!
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Old January 12th, 2006, 11:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I CLEARLY will be dating him. I actually posted a story about seeing him and wanting to look up his toga FIVE years ago, and like an ass I used my real name. needless to say, it's still on the internet.

so Joaquin, if you can forgive my youthful indiscretions, I will be dating you and loving you always. Like Mariah says
" WE BELONG TOGETHER, BABY!!!!!"
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Old January 12th, 2006, 12:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why does he assume the vegan thing was for his benefit? Have an ego much?

Don't most people try to look for things in common on a date?
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Old January 12th, 2006, 12:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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He's one of the few interesting guys in hollywood - the other ones are a bit too old for me....

DATE ME!
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Old January 12th, 2006, 01:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd date him...come to England honey!

Cool name btw MarquisedeMertuil, I love the novel
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Old January 12th, 2006, 06:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Aw. He needs a hug
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Old January 12th, 2006, 06:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Mmmmmmmmmmm, Joaquin. Come to me dahling...
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Old January 12th, 2006, 06:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I can cook and clean and for unlimited shopping sprees at Rodeo Dr. I can get very kinky! Pick me, pick me!
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Old January 12th, 2006, 08:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well I know the only reason I'd kick him out of my bed would be to do him on the floor!

He's the best thing Hollywood's delivered in a very long time. His attitude about being a "star" is so refreshing. He has no ego and can be pretty self depricating at times. He just so gets this fame game. Love him!!!

If there is any justice in this world, I'll be drooling as he takes the stage to accept his Oscar for Walk the Line.
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