Aunt says Katie Holmes didn't get in-vitro

muchlove · October 12th, 2005, 10:48 PM

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KATIE HOLMES conceived her baby with fiance TOM CRUISE without the aid of in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment, according to the Hollywood beauty's aunt.

CAROL ZYDORCZYK has spoken out to deny reports pregnant Holmes received IVF treatment.

She says, "I can assure you they did it the old fashioned way."

BATMAN BEGINS star Holmes and Cruise announced her pregnancy last week (ends07OCT05), just six months after the couple began dating (APR05).

miss_perfect · October 12th, 2005, 10:50 PM

Eww, and she can confirm this how? Never mind I don't wanna know.

Algernon · October 12th, 2005, 10:57 PM

Heh, the whole damn family is in denial.

mklady · October 13th, 2005, 12:07 AM

Uh, yuck.

DisruptiveHair · October 13th, 2005, 03:15 AM

How the HELL would she know?

buttmunch · October 13th, 2005, 04:12 AM

REally...was she there, with video camera running? Maybe Katies, ahem, Kate's family is as screwy as she is.

*trina* · October 13th, 2005, 08:23 AM

Front row seats?

BlueEyesCryin · October 13th, 2005, 08:30 AM

Ya know how years and years after the fact people still muse about some things, like how did Marilyn Monroe really die or JFK and the lone gunman theory? Did George Brush orchestrate the hurricane to take the focus off Iraq?

Well, TomKat's baby is going to be one of those.

darksithbunny · October 13th, 2005, 08:35 AM

I think Chris Klein should demand a blood test. It's either his baby or frozen sperm from L. Ron or Xenu. I don't think it's Tom's. Isn't he shooting blanks? Did I miss something? His first wife divorced and next thing you know she is preggers. Nicole never got pregnant. What gives? Something wicked this way comes I say. It is all too freaky for me.

strawberryshortcake · October 13th, 2005, 08:48 AM

eeewwwww

buttmunch · October 13th, 2005, 09:03 AM

I think he got it up exactly once for her, gotlucky first time out and that's it. He's zipped for life now. I remember Mimi Rogers saying that he wanted to live like a monk. She's sassy...

DisruptiveHair · October 13th, 2005, 09:14 AM

Well...maybe Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman couldn't conceive. Mimi Rogers wasn't exactly ancient when she was married to Tom Cruise; she was 31-35 while they were married, which is certainly young enough to have kids! In any case, she has 2 now. Nicole Kidman is so damned DAINTY I'm not surprised she never got pregnant. She was born in 1967 too, so if she's ever going to have babies she better hop to it.

The baby COULD be Tom's, but I still think he's gay. I think they used artificial insemination.

shmucky · October 13th, 2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by darksithbunny

It's either his baby or frozen sperm from L. Ron or Xenu.

Its definitely Xenu. There's a whole 'Rosemary's Baby' vibe going on here
Katie to Tom:
Katie: What have you done to his eyes?
Tom: (evil stare) He has his fathers eyes.

buttmunch · October 13th, 2005, 10:49 AM

Hahaha...I thought it was the Rosemary's Baby thing on another thread but I couldn't remember the dialogue. His father's eyes....L. Ron....

Glasgow53 · October 13th, 2005, 12:03 PM

I think it is artificial insemination, too. But she doesn't have a really female figure, maybe Tom mentally convinced himself that she was male in the dark... No, I still think artificial.