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Old January 6th, 2006, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

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Kate Beckinsale wants to hide her sexy curves under a burkha.

The stunning actress claims Hollywood stars need disguises to avoid being hounded by fans - and thinks a non-religious "celebrity burkha" would be ideal.

She told GQ magazine: "I could cause all kinds of havoc in a burkha. Times like this, it would be so handy to be a Saudi!

"Actually, I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas. You wouldn't have to work out. You could let yourself go. We should design a non-religious celebrity burkha with a floral print."

But the 'Aviator' star admitted there might be a flaw in the plan, adding: "Hold on - how do you smoke a fag in a burkha? We might have to fit a little hole in the design."

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Old January 6th, 2006, 09:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

shes such a meff, MEFF!! i feel like pulling a face at her. stupid bitch is she for real!
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Old January 6th, 2006, 09:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Grimm, where are you with your collection of sparkly burkas for Ms Beckinsale?
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Old January 6th, 2006, 10:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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^^That was my first tought as well. Is it weird that I correlate burkas with Grimmlok.
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Old January 6th, 2006, 10:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

Imagine, if she wore one, no one would know if it was Kate or WackoJacko underneath!
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Old January 6th, 2006, 10:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

Do us all a favor honey! Nobody wants to see those booby stretch marks anyway!!
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Old January 7th, 2006, 12:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

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^^That was my first tought as well. Is it weird that I correlate burkas with Grimmlok.

lol!!!!! me too.
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Old January 7th, 2006, 12:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

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The stunning actress claims Hollywood stars need disguises to avoid being hounded by fans - and thinks a non-religious "celebrity burkha" would be ideal.
...because such a burka would be SOOOO inconspicuous.
Especially the ones that have "I'M JUST AN AVERAGE PERSON"
stencilled on the back....
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Old January 7th, 2006, 09:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Never one to disappoint...



These might be Hollywood enough
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Old January 7th, 2006, 10:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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she is positively the dumbest woman alive.
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Old January 7th, 2006, 10:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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^^ I'm not so sure about that.


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Old January 7th, 2006, 10:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Unfuckingbelievable.

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Old January 7th, 2006, 06:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I xan picture it now:

Enter Kate Beckinsale in cutout, diamond-encrusted burkha...

Cue the Music: "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Soo sexy it huuurts!"
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Old January 7th, 2006, 06:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What, was she nipping at the bottle?
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