Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

**MaryJane** · January 6th, 2006, 09:27 AM

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Kate Beckinsale wants to hide her sexy curves under a burkha.

The stunning actress claims Hollywood stars need disguises to avoid being hounded by fans - and thinks a non-religious "celebrity burkha" would be ideal.

She told GQ magazine: "I could cause all kinds of havoc in a burkha. Times like this, it would be so handy to be a Saudi!

"Actually, I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas. You wouldn't have to work out. You could let yourself go. We should design a non-religious celebrity burkha with a floral print."

But the 'Aviator' star admitted there might be a flaw in the plan, adding: "Hold on - how do you smoke a fag in a burkha? We might have to fit a little hole in the design."

femalefirst.com

Has the Nobel Prize for Fascinating Intelligence of Speech already been given this year or is she still in time?

loulou58 · January 6th, 2006, 09:33 AM

shes such a meff, MEFF!! i feel like pulling a face at her. stupid bitch is she for real!

miss_perfect · January 6th, 2006, 09:41 AM

Grimm, where are you with your collection of sparkly burkas for Ms Beckinsale?

Fonzarelli23 · January 6th, 2006, 10:01 AM

^^That was my first tought as well. Is it weird that I correlate burkas with Grimmlok.

NurseNoir · January 6th, 2006, 10:22 AM

Imagine, if she wore one, no one would know if it was Kate or WackoJacko underneath!

LynnieD · January 6th, 2006, 10:35 AM

Do us all a favor honey! Nobody wants to see those booby stretch marks anyway!!

Algernon · January 7th, 2006, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Fonzarelli23

^^That was my first tought as well. Is it weird that I correlate burkas with Grimmlok.

lol!!!!! me too.

ourmaninBusan · January 7th, 2006, 12:47 AM

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The stunning actress claims Hollywood stars need disguises to avoid being hounded by fans - and thinks a non-religious "celebrity burkha" would be ideal.

...because such a burka would be SOOOO inconspicuous.

Especially the ones that have "I'M JUST AN AVERAGE PERSON"
stencilled on the back....

Grimmlok · January 7th, 2006, 09:58 AM

Never one to disappoint...

These might be Hollywood enough

SVZ · January 7th, 2006, 10:17 AM

she is positively the dumbest woman alive.

ourmaninBusan · January 7th, 2006, 10:29 AM

^^ I'm not so sure about that.

KATE'S THOUGHTS
ON TAUTOLOGY
“Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren’t they? They’re just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are.”

ON URBAN TRANSPORTATION
“There was just a study done actually, I saw it on Regis and Kelly, I can’t remember how many hours a year a person uses being in their car in L.A., but it’s, like, a lot of time.”

(click pic for a link to Gawker)

redheadlauren · January 7th, 2006, 10:34 AM

Unfuckingbelievable.

MissClairol has damaged her hair AND her brain beyond repair.

.... and Grimm never disappoints!

fatguyinalittlecoat · January 7th, 2006, 06:14 PM

I xan picture it now:

Enter Kate Beckinsale in cutout, diamond-encrusted burkha...

Cue the Music: "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Soo sexy it huuurts!"

Elvira · January 7th, 2006, 06:58 PM

What, was she nipping at the bottle?