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    Kate Beckinsale wants to hide her sexy curves under a burkha.

    The stunning actress claims Hollywood stars need disguises to avoid being hounded by fans - and thinks a non-religious "celebrity burkha" would be ideal.

    She told GQ magazine: "I could cause all kinds of havoc in a burkha. Times like this, it would be so handy to be a Saudi!

    "Actually, I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas. You wouldn't have to work out. You could let yourself go. We should design a non-religious celebrity burkha with a floral print."

    But the 'Aviator' star admitted there might be a flaw in the plan, adding: "Hold on - how do you smoke a fag in a burkha? We might have to fit a little hole in the design."

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    shes such a meff, MEFF!! i feel like pulling a face at her. stupid bitch is she for real!

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    Grimm, where are you with your collection of sparkly burkas for Ms Beckinsale?

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    ^^That was my first tought as well. Is it weird that I correlate burkas with Grimmlok.

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    Imagine, if she wore one, no one would know if it was Kate or WackoJacko underneath!
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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    Do us all a favor honey! Nobody wants to see those booby stretch marks anyway!!

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    Quote Originally Posted by Fonzarelli23
    ^^That was my first tought as well. Is it weird that I correlate burkas with Grimmlok.

    lol!!!!! me too.
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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    The stunning actress claims Hollywood stars need disguises to avoid being hounded by fans - and thinks a non-religious "celebrity burkha" would be ideal.
    ...because such a burka would be SOOOO inconspicuous.
    Especially the ones that have "I'M JUST AN AVERAGE PERSON"
    stencilled on the back....

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    Never one to disappoint...



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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    she is positively the dumbest woman alive.

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    ^^ I'm not so sure about that.


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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    Unfuckingbelievable.

    MissClairol has damaged her hair AND her brain beyond repair.



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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    I xan picture it now:

    Enter Kate Beckinsale in cutout, diamond-encrusted burkha...

    Cue the Music: "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Soo sexy it huuurts!"

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    Default Re: Kate Beckinsale wants to wear a burkha

    What, was she nipping at the bottle?
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