Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow decide on name for second baby

SVZ · January 3rd, 2006, 04:56 AM

The National Enquirer says now that Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin have decided on a name for their upcoming second child. The name - which was chosen by Martin because it had "character" - is 'Capone'. So now their kids are named 'Apple' and 'Capone'. And for the record, naming the second kid after a psychotic killer isn't gonna make the playground any safer. The name 'Apple' is tougher than the name 'Dancing Candy Cane', but only just barely. You could name the second kid 'Godzilla Dahmer' and he's still gonna get his ass whooped cause his mom is in the papers on a daily basis lecturing the world and complaining.

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Barbara · January 3rd, 2006, 05:06 AM

Okay... if this is true those two are among the dumbest people on earth, because in italian capone means either big-headed, or stubborn, blockhead.

Laurent · January 3rd, 2006, 05:24 AM

These people are retarded.

Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't go with Aston after naming the first one Apple Martin(i).

calendargurl · January 3rd, 2006, 05:43 AM

are they for real?!

serenity · January 3rd, 2006, 06:28 AM

This name has character? Yeah right, how funny!

aabbcc · January 3rd, 2006, 06:51 AM

I was almost afraid to read this ... now I am sorry I did.

They should just call both kids beat-me-up-and-take-my-lunch-money and be done with it.

Poor children.

japangherl · January 3rd, 2006, 07:48 AM

I hope to God they don't name him/her this. That is like asking for your kids to get beat up.

Tiara · January 3rd, 2006, 07:55 AM

Why don't they just call it something like prick or arse hole?

darksithbunny · January 3rd, 2006, 08:08 AM

Wasn't there also an author by that name as well as the gangster?

Tenaj · January 3rd, 2006, 08:14 AM

I admire celebs who choose normal names for their sprogs. It shows they are thinking what is best for the kid, what will suit them and what they will be comfortable with - not what will take up the most inches in the tabloids, It's like - I'm a special celebrity, therefore my child will not have a regular name. I will call them frou-frou-chichi-ka-ka-lita-grape, that will get their name in the lights. (for all the wrong reasons)

KristiB · January 3rd, 2006, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by darksithbunny

Wasn't there also an author by that name as well as the gangster?

You're probrably thinking of Truman Capote

CherryDarling · January 3rd, 2006, 08:46 AM

Why do people do this to their children?

Tiara · January 3rd, 2006, 08:48 AM

^^ Because for some reason they feel that they are superior beings, therefore their children can be like no other. So they give them a ridiculous name to make them stand out. Its pathetic, all they're doing is belittling the children IMO.

**MaryJane** · January 3rd, 2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Barbara

Okay... if this is true those two are among the dumbest people on earth, because in italian capone means either big-headed, or stubborn, blockhead.

Not really...I mean in theory this is the meaning, but nobody uses this word.

Horrible name by the way, I hope the whole story is just made up!

Barbara · January 3rd, 2006, 09:18 AM

[quote=MaryJane]Not really...I mean in theory this is the meaning, but nobody uses this word.
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I know, I never heard anyone use it, but theory is more than enough in that case