Stars diss other stars

**teforde23** · January 1st, 2006, 03:15 PM

Ny post:

- Jennifer Lopez on Salma Hayek: "She's a sexy bombshell, and those are the kinds of roles she does. I do all kinds of different things."
- Jack Nicholson on ["Chinatown" co-star] Faye Dunaway: "She demonstrated certifiable proof of insanity."
- Prince on Michael Jackson: "[His] album was only called 'Bad' because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for 'Pathetic.'"
George on Prince: "He looks like a dwarf that fell into a vat of pubic hair."
- Jerry Lewis on Jim Carrey: "I am not thrilled by comparisons to [him]."
- Melanie Griffith on Don Johnson: "He seemed like a complex guy. Then he turns out to be a guy with lots of complexes."
- Susan Sarandon on Mel Gibson: "[He] is beautiful, but only on the outside."
- Madonna on Kevin Costner: "[He] has personality-minus."
- Mick Jagger on Madonna: "There's a central dumbness to her."
- Keanu Reeves on Sandra Bullock: "'Speed' was the movie [she] did with me that made her a star. I was already a star, thank you very much."
- Quentin Tarantino on Warren Beatty: "I really like [him], and I'd really like to hang out with [him], but the bottom line is I'm busy."
- Sir Anthony Hopkins on Shirley MacLaine: "The most obnoxious actress I've ever worked with."
- Robert Downey Jr. on Hugh Grant: "[He] has two expressions: confused and trying to crack a joke."

**suede** · January 1st, 2006, 03:16 PM

Lol

**simone** · January 1st, 2006, 03:18 PM

i especially like the comment about mel gibson!

**Luna** · January 1st, 2006, 03:20 PM

Those are good.

**Elisa** · January 1st, 2006, 03:58 PM

Jennifer Lopez on Salma Hayek: "She's a sexy bombshell, and those are the kinds of roles she does. I do all kinds of different things."

I'm not even going to respond to this one. I was always taught if I have nothing nice to say, say nothing.

George on Prince: "He looks like a dwarf that fell into a vat of pubic hair."

LMFAO! Hilarious and so true. Is this George Michael saying this?

**Laurent** · January 1st, 2006, 04:06 PM

Melanie Griffith on Don Johnson: "He seemed like a complex guy. Then he turns out to be a guy with lots of complexes."

Anyone else shocked Melanie Griffith could come up with something even vaguely witty?

**Bellatheball** · January 1st, 2006, 04:12 PM

^^ Yep. My first thought was who gave her that line? She couldn't have thought it up herself.

**mtlebay** · January 1st, 2006, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by teforde23

Ny post:

- Robert Downey Jr. on Hugh Grant: "[He] has two expressions: confused and trying to crack a joke."

He hit it right on the nose!

**muchlove** · January 1st, 2006, 04:33 PM

Melanie also supposedly said this about working with James Woods:

"It's kind of like being pregnant. You know, you go through the initial joy of it. Then you go through wanting it to be over. And then you're finished with it and you forget how bad it was."

**teforde23** · January 1st, 2006, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Elisa

LMFAO! Hilarious and so true. Is this George Michael saying this?

i don't know if it is George Michael saying this because the article only said George.

**Barbara** · January 1st, 2006, 05:02 PM

I love the ones about Don Johnson and Hugh Grant!!! More please

**Emma Froggie** · January 1st, 2006, 05:52 PM

Some of these are funny but frankly, many are a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

**FierceKiten** · January 1st, 2006, 06:03 PM

Keanu Reeves on Sandra Bullock: "'Speed' was the movie [she] did with me that made her a star. I was already a star, thank you very much."

**Barbara** · January 1st, 2006, 06:11 PM

^^ LOL he looks like a hedgehog

**UndercoverGator** · January 1st, 2006, 06:13 PM

He is the one that seemed to have the central core of dumbness Jagger was speaking about earlier. Wonder how stupid a child bred from Keanu and Madonna would be? Keanu and Anna Nicole?