MARIAH CAREY is determined to learn to snowboard, and has decided to make it her new year's resolution.
The superstar singer admits she's always been too lazy and has wasted winter holidays in ski resorts because she can't get out of bed on time.
Carey confesses, "This year, I'm going to try snowboarding. For the past six years, I've been trying to learn, but it just isn't happening. I like to sleep until 3pm when I'm on my holidays, and the ski lift closes at 4pm. So I usually get dressed up in a festive ensemble - either a Chanel, Dior or Lagerfeld outfit - and then I go shopping."
Carey confesses, "This year, I'm going to try snowboarding.
For the past six years, I've been trying to learn, but it just isn't happening.
I like to sleep until 3pm when I'm on my holidays, and the ski lift
closes at 4pm. So I usually get dressed up in a festive ensemble
- either a Chanel, Dior or Lagerfeld outfit - and then I go shopping."
Yes, Mariah, you DO have the tenacity, discipline and courage to
get on a piece of plastic and sail off a snow-covered cliff
while spinning frantically in mid-air....
While we're at it, this year I'm going to master open-heart surgery--
if only I can learn to stand the sight of blood.
when I'm on my holidays, and the ski lift 
So I usually get dressed up in a festive ensemble 
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