Brad Pitt In the Buff?

shane · December 28th, 2005, 03:48 AM

December 28, 2005 -- BRAD Pitt just might be the latest celebrity caught with his pants down. Pitt's lawyer, John Lavely, has sent around a letter saying that pictures of the star were taken while he was on the balcony of his Los Angeles home. The letter threatened legal action against anyone who publishes the shots. We can only imagine what Pitt was wearing - or not wearing - to warrant legal action. Earlier this year, Pitt's ex Jennifer Aniston, Jude Law and Kate Moss were all snapped out of their clothes by pesky paparazzi. Meanwhile, Pitt's rumored wedding to Angelina Jolie may be sooner rather than later. According to Us Weekly, they've bought each other rings - and Pitt was recently seen checking out Cartier engagement bands.
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/59533.htm

GwenStefani · December 28th, 2005, 04:07 AM

I saw those pics of Pitt when he was with Gwyneth Paltrow and his dong isn't anthing t owrite home about. I also saw that one pic where he tucked it between his legs to look like a vagina. Very amusing, Brad.

LQA33 · December 28th, 2005, 11:06 AM

Hmm I must have missed those.

sweetrebel · December 28th, 2005, 11:25 AM

I think I remember seeing him naked on the APS board-on the schlong thread...that was pretty cool, the thread that is!!

muchlove · December 28th, 2005, 11:53 AM

Maybe they got new shots? The ones with Gwyneth are pretty old, obviously.

Octopussy · December 28th, 2005, 11:54 AM

I sure saw those pics, and I can proudly say that I wasn't in the least bit impressed. If we measure by the sizes of schlongs, I hardly see anything to be fascinated with.

simone · December 28th, 2005, 12:53 PM

*sigh* I love a big, fat schlong as much as the next gal/guy, but are we gonna have to reopen the discussion regarding showers & growers?

He's got the manly goods everywhere else, so maybe, hopefully, he's a grower?

Octopussy · December 28th, 2005, 01:01 PM

What's a growerr??????

simone · December 28th, 2005, 01:04 PM

...a very pleasant surprise!

It's when a guy looks kinda small but suddenly you've got 9 inches of pleasure with which to enjoy...

(god, that sounded cheesy, but oh well!)

Octopussy · December 28th, 2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by simone

...a very pleasant surprise!

It's when a guy looks kinda small but suddenly you've got 9 inches of pleasure with which to enjoy...

(god, that sounded cheesy, but oh well!)

All men are growers then.

but the initial size does tell a lot though doesn't it? Have you seen the pictures of Brad's weener??? they looked as skinny as a real weener, I don't think his can grow enough........

simone · December 28th, 2005, 01:20 PM

LOL! True, but some grow more than others, apparently! I agree, though, I'd rather see a big one to begin with. SVZ has some nice ones posted in the Hot Men thread, and I don't think they're all hard.

I saw the Brad pix and thought he looked kinda average, and back on APS we had a big discussion about how he could possible grow more than we think. I was doubtful, but someone did a pretty good job of convincing me!

MrsDark · December 28th, 2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by simone

*sigh* I love a big, fat schlong as much as the next gal/guy, but are we gonna have to reopen the discussion regarding showers & growers?

He's got the manly goods everywhere else, so maybe, hopefully, he's a grower?

You might. Because I saw pics of him too and for a flaccid one it didn't look small at all! I blame porn for all these people (men included) thinking guys are *small* if they're not sporting a 5 inch circumference 7 inch long one when relaxed! Have people just not seen that many real dicks? I mean when guys are just relaxing around the house nekkid, not primed for sex. I guess not.

Octopussy · December 28th, 2005, 01:30 PM

I'm loving the sex ed. let's continue.

On the real though, I saw those pictures, and from what I saw, I can say quite frankly that I don't think they would do much when primed for action. They were real skinny, I doubt they would get real full when needed. I can see how it might get longer, but man, how much fun is it if it doesn't fit completely. Especially with someone who's been around the block, Ms. Jolie, if he can't fill it out, I can see how their sex would be all messsy and nasty, with stuff dripping through all the cracks and spaces................ewwwwwwwwwww........... Now I can go wash the images from my brain.........Yuck!

muchlove · December 28th, 2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsDark

You might. Because I saw pics of him too and for a flaccid one it didn't look small at all! I blame porn for all these people (men included) thinking guys are *small* if they're not sporting a 5 inch circumference 7 inch long one when relaxed! Have people just not seen that many real dicks? I mean when guys are just relaxing around the house nekkid, not primed for sex. I guess not.

I was just saying this the other day. Porn has ruined things for men and women. Everyone thinks that real breasts have to be round and sit under your chin, and dicks should hang down your thigh. I've seen my fair share of perfectly acceptable penises, and they aren't usually very big when flaccid, in my experience.

This looks like a normal flaccid penis to me. (NSFW)
http://www.free-nude-celebs-pictures...itt/brad6a.jpg

DVS_one · December 28th, 2005, 07:14 PM

yep normal penis to me...