December 25th, 2005, 01:03 PM
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- Jennifer Aniston was inexplicably belted in the face by a sidewalk Santa Claus when she was a kid. "I come by, and he slugs me across the face," she told the London Sun. "He ran off and no one even stopped to help me. It was very frightening and weird."
because Santa knew the horror you would unleash upon the world in 2005 so he was giving it to you early hahahhaha
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no one thinks thats funny?
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December 25th, 2005, 03:39 PM
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haha, to me that's funny! I can just picture someone in a Santa suit hitting her and running off. But I wonder why no one did anything??
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December 26th, 2005, 01:22 AM
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maybe they were in shock
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December 26th, 2005, 07:34 PM
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oh my god, is she even talking about santa claus now?
that's a fucking good PR.
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December 26th, 2005, 09:19 PM
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Good Lord - let it go already.
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December 26th, 2005, 09:57 PM
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So that's what happened to her face.
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December 26th, 2005, 11:53 PM
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no one helped her b/c they were too busy laughing their asses off.
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December 27th, 2005, 01:10 AM
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"hahaah santa just punched that ugly midget!"
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December 27th, 2005, 01:44 AM
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What kind of fucking nut job would wear a Santa suit and punch a little girl.....geez! I mean I can't stand her, but can you imagine a man punching a little girl? I'd have kicked his freaking jewels into curds and whey in if I saw that on the street.
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December 27th, 2005, 02:03 AM
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Maybe he had a psychic premonition and thought this would be the only way to keep her from opening her big fat manly trap in 2005.
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December 27th, 2005, 01:55 PM
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hilarious -
i wouldn't find this all that funny if it happened to me but imagine randomly seeing a santa claus snuff the hell out of somebody?
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December 27th, 2005, 02:03 PM
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I guess the deal with Brad is giving her flashbacks to all this Santa trauma............... 
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