If you still have any inkling of interest left about the bonk-a-minute borefest of Jude Law and Sienna Miller's relationship, then listen up.
The latest is that they're gonna get hitched.
Hurrah.
The engagement will be rekindled on Christmas Day, according to sources at the Daily Star - by oh-so-boho Sienna reciting a poem to her love lout man.
And somehow, don't ask us how, the Star snitches have got hold of the poem.
Brace yourselves.
"We've had our ups and downs this year,
But I'm so alone when you're not near,
You make me frown and make me smile,
But I won't be down when we walk up the aisle."
haha i got an email with the link for that picture on and his member was described as looking like brian blessed smoking a roll up. ie a tiny dick in a huge bush of short and curlys if you know what mr Blessed looks like. if you aint british you prob wont know who he is but heres a pic
haha just thinking about that description cracks me up!!
Jude and Sienna to get re-engaged
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