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Old December 18th, 2005, 11:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Michael Flatley..Lord of the Ejaculates

Man-Lard Of The Dance Choreographically-misshapen goon Michael Flatley - feet by epilepsy, face by Ikea - ejaculates in his trousers at the 'climax' of some of his dance performances.

He needs an extensive wardrobe of replacement outfits, and the task of laundering his stiffening, jizzed-up pedal-pushers is not one which his assistants enjoy.

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Old December 18th, 2005, 11:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that is gross and yet funny at the same time
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Old December 19th, 2005, 12:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So what does he do for sex? Dance and then pounce? Poor girl........or boy or whatever he fancies..................
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Old December 19th, 2005, 01:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ugh - this bloke is such a sleazeball. I heard he shags all the girls (and some of the men) in the dance troupe and likes to sweat out a few round of boxing after the show to get rid of all the adrenalin, although if he shoots his wad too he may not be too interested in shagging anyone.

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Old December 19th, 2005, 01:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That is foul and hilarious. It's really nasty if he is doing it in leather pants. You can't just throw those in the washing machine.
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Old December 19th, 2005, 02:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ewwww! I thought this guy was gross without reading this...now...well...
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Old December 19th, 2005, 03:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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yuck!
the poor person who is responsible for his laundry!
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Old December 19th, 2005, 05:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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can that be true?? the man orgasms on stage? maybe some pre cum, but a full on orgasm?
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Old December 19th, 2005, 05:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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he must REALLY enjoy dancing.....maybe a little too much?
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Old December 19th, 2005, 06:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hope he is NOTHING like Galleger. I won't be going to THOSE shows.
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